#like what do u mean undyne

[steelstreqq]

throughout my whole time in this fandom since like.. 2017, i don't think i've EVER drawn my interpretation of the human souls so i thought last night would be the perfect time.

as far as i'm aware, toby never made canonized 'alive' versions of the souls and i've seen a ton of fan iterations so i kinda figured 'okay, why not make my own little designs'!!? i love character design and i adore undertale so this was right up my alley.

i really don't know if there's a canonized or widely fanonized timeline in which these humans fell either, so fuck it!!!!!!!!!! made my own!!!!

assuming the human/monster war occurred far back enough to where the only monsters who experienced it firsthand are toriel, asgore, and gerson (who is a tortoise, an animal that lives anywhere from 80-150 years) (and boss monsters get an extended life if i remember correctly), the war most likely happened somewhere around 120~ years ago. if the fallen human (lets just say the opening scene actually depicts chara since their sweater only has one stripe) fell around 201X, all of these souls would've had to have fallen afterwards.

of course, these humans wouldn't have fallen in a consistent year pattern (such as one human per 6 years), the timeline isn't linear like that. i'd imagine it's more of a scatter plot, with dates being inconsistently close or father away.

the timeline i came up with in my head in order of humans falling is as follows:

Justice, Integrity, Kindness, Bravery, Patience, and Perseverance

the reason i believe it went in this order is mostly judging by the items the humans had on them, and what i drew them with. other interpretations like the souls falling in the same order that o. flowey uses them against you works as well. this is all just my silly fanon interp. :)) !!!

this is the first and last time i'll ever write something this long..... i hate writing so much but i guess all these words seemed to spill out. whoopsies!!!!

[socksandbuttons]

when i made an underrem 'height' chart BUT theyre like smallified versions SO I CAN DRAW THEM BETTER AND CONSISTANTLY THUS NOT A VERY USEFUL CHART.

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Undertale characters see S/O break a bone and then S/O basically just does a Far Cry healing animation and doesn’t even care they got hurt.

Undertale Sans - He grabs your arm gently but firmly, with dark eye sockets. "b u d d y ? N e v e r d o t h a t a g a i n." He hated every second of it. What's wrong with you? Go to the hospital like a normal person, you're going to hurt yourself more.

Undertale Papyrus - He faints. First, the shock of seeing your leg on the wrong side triggered him, but you simply putting it back in place like it's nothing? That's too much man. He can take a lot of things, but this is a big no.

Undertale Toriel - .... She was about to heal you, that for sure stopped her dead in her tracks. She's speechless. And immediately turns into Goat Mom mode and starts lecturing you about how dangerous this is and how it could have hurt you even more. Now you sit down this instant and you let her heal you properly.

Undertale Asgore - He lived hundreds of years and still discovers new things. Though, that one is maybe a bit too much. The noise of the bone snapping back into place made him so uncomfortable he suddenly panics his way out of the house, pretending he needed to get groceries or something.

Undertale Undyne - She stares in awe for a few seconds. Then she explodes. "This was AWESOME. Do it AGAIN!!!" She's very excited about this. She's even ready to break your arm if you need it! Come on!

Undertale Alphys - The scientist in her leaves her body. Why even try? You clearly have no idea how to fix a bone. It's so dangerous and you just act like everything is alright now??? How??? You should be screaming in agony???

Undertale Frisk - Well they can do cool things too. Frisk immediately struggles to lick their elbow with all they have.

Undertale Chara - They roll their eyes at you. You think you're in a video game or something? They're not taking you to the hospital when you realize you're dying because of how painful this is. You did that to yourself.

Undertale Mettaton - He gasps, then runs to you with a camera. Can he break one of your bones so you can do it again and put it in his next movie? Please, please, please, pretty please....

Undertale Gaster - He hisses at you, all his goop puffing like an angry cat. This is the worst sound he has ever heard, please never do that again or he's going to blip into another dimension again!

Undertale Grillby - He stays neutral, but his fire body suddenly burns for real, which means you triggered him. And now the bar is on fire, and Sans is on fire, and all the customers are running in circles screaming for their lives. What have you done?

Undertale Muffet - No big deal, it happens all the time with her eight arms too. She doesn't even notice when one is broken with time, as she has seven other functioning ones. You're not special, who cares.

Undertale Burgerpants - Oh look at that. He's dating another weird person. Welp, that's official. He has a type apparently. He wishes he didn't have one. Why can't he date normal people who do things like normal people should?

Undertale Flowey - Did you just pull out the friendliness pellet he threw inside your arm with your teeth? "You can't do that! That's illegal! I just broke that bone, you can't fix it like it's nothing! Cheater!" He's so mad! Stop breaking his fun. He wants to kill you!

Undertale Gerson - He wiggles his eyebrows at you. You know his back is hurting as well, right? You know. A little trick like that could help like hell. Come on. Don't be shy.

[calciumdreams]

WAAA i love ur art style! specially the head shape u use for sans heheh, i want to eat it :3, do u like swapfell gold? (specifically Wine) ah- and what do u think about papcest¿ I LOVE THE COLORS U USE FOR UR ART, U HAVE A REALLY GOOD COLOR PALLETE! (´ ∀ ` *)

thanks! :-DD! i don't really now much about the gold variant, but i like wine, undyne and alphys designs! but i do prefer paps uhhh regular swapfell??

papcest is fine, i like edgepuff, although i haven't read many fics with that pairing,,

i really enjoy any take if it's an au, but i do prefer when the original stay as close to canon as possible lol (because it's impossible for me to do it myself, it's the main reason as to why i haven't written any fics in a long time :,,,-D)

that and i don't really see papyrus in a usual relationship, he's aro in my eyes but i like different takes on exactly what that means for him <3

thanks! i do struggle a lot with my color palettes, since i do prefer "ugly colors" (whatever that means, but a lot of people have said that to me so) basically very little saturation and no contrast, like,,, shades of slightly colorful grey. but i'm trying to make it more saturated.

[frankyweeny]

Ok the people have spoken it's Mettatime (genius abbreviation for Mettaton time) I believe @v0idl1br4ryexe asked me to tag them in this so here u go <3

If I said Mettaton wasn't kinda egotistical I would absolutely be lying HOWEVER, I think people assume that he does certain things because of his ego when I'd argue that it's moreso because he's insecure/ashamed.

Take, for example, him ditching Blooky. A lot of people say it's because "stardom got to him" or something similar, but like. If you look at it in the context of his other actions it takes a new meaning.

So:

- he ditches his cousin and his friend to become a robot tv star

- he starts avoiding his (in my opinion) closest friend, the same girl who HELPED HIM achieve his dream in the first place

- he tries to kill Frisk in order to take their soul and go to the surface alone

- he does not take a single belonging out of his house and proceeds to lock himself out and throw away the key

The first three totally seem like egoism, but the last seems closer to.... self sabotage? Like he's running away from something.

We know (especially with his Deltarune counterpart) that he was DEEPLY insecure before becoming the MTT we all know and (hopefully) love. He calls himself a "nobody," is a total shut in, and seemed to lack the natural charisma he has now considering Undyne couldn't even remember his name. So wouldn't it make sense that he'd want to avoid ever thinking about that miserable time in his life.

So I don't think he took stardom too far, I think he took said avoidance too far. He clearly cares deeply for the people he left behind, particularly Alphys. In the aborted genocide, the last thing he ever talks about is being relieved that you won't kill her. In King Mettaton he looks everywhere for her and when he can't find her he sort of loses it. He pretends to hate you and want to kill you just because she asked him to (on a slightly related note, I find it funny that the song he sings in the musical sequence is far close to his real feelings than half the shit he says in the game, "humans must live far apart even if it breaks my heart" like c'mon). So wouldn't it hurt him to avoid her?

But the thing about Alphys and Mettaton is they happen to be the people who know the most about each other. Mettaton is the only one who knows what Alphys is truly like, and Alphys is the only person (who he still talks to) who knows his secret. So even if he loves her and deeply cares for her, some part of him can't stand to be around someone who reminds him of the past he's ashamed of.

Umm I think that's all.

Tl;dr, Mettaton doesn't do the horrible things he does out of egoism, but moreso because he's scared of acknowledging his past, and despite how he acts he's still very insecure.

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AUDIO TRANSCRIPT FROM LABCAM_ARRAY. SANS: you, uh, wanted to talk...? ALPHYS: U-Um, yeah. Look, I... I- [ALPHYS STAMMERS.] ALPHYS: Um. It's about... Parchment. SANS: did you track that thing down? ALPHYS: I-I... Technically...? Um, it... Well, it's been- it... [ALPHYS SIGHS.] ALPHYS: . . . I've been... letting it. Stay, um. In the lab. With me. [SILENCE.] SANS: ... what? ALPHYS: Look, I- I wanted to say something, b-but- but I couldn't figure out a way to bring it up, a-and- and it showed up, on- on its own, but not on purpose, n-not to find me! It- it was just trying to find somewhere to go. It could barely stand up by itself, and- and when it saw me, it didn't... it didn't recognize me, a-at all. I couldn't let it l-leave, it was hurt... [SILENCE.] ALPHYS: ... Sans? [SILENCE.] SANS: . . . it didn't get you. ALPHYS: What? SANS: it didn't. get you. i was looking at you. i can tell, you're fine. which, y'know- just makes this even more confusing. to me. ALPHYS: W-What do you... SANS: do you remember what it did? to me, to you? to undyne? i thought, you know, you'd have to be not thinkin' clearly to just, heh, do that. but, no, that's... that's what you did. right. you tell her about this yet? [SILENCE. SHUFFLING.] ALPHYS: ... N-No. [SILENCE.] SANS: look, al, you- you have a big heart. that's what makes you great. but we gave that thing a second chance already, and look where that got us. ALPHYS: B-But- I... I know- I know what it did. But I'm- I'm telling you, it... it's like it doesn't remember any of it. And- And even when it was acting like that, when it hurt you, I-I think... I think it's because it was starving, and- and it even left...! It ran away. I-I went back to the woods, after Undyne almost caught him the first time- [RUSTLING.] ALPHYS: I found this. SANS: ... an. apology note. ALPHYS: H-He's been trying to apologize. That's a-all he can think about. SANS: ... people have been calling in reports about seeing it in town. s'that part of the, uh, apology strat? ALPHYS: That's the thing, it- it's been here the whole time...! It- Before it came to me, it was hiding with the help of, um, what it said was a... talking... flower? But- SANS: a talking flower? ALPHYS: I-I know, it sounds... silly, I- I honestly, um, don't know if it means some kind of plant monster, or- or what... [ALPHYS CLEARS HER THROAT.] ALPHYS: But he... he told me, it was "helping" him. To, um, get better, or something- but... I think that's who's been putting the calls in. That help, the way he described it, it was hurting him. Telling him awful things, berating him, even just- just LYING, telling him he did things he didn't even do. I wouldn't put it past them to- to try and... frame it. To see it get hurt. I... I know that- that everything happened, but... I-I can't let it just go back out there. [SILENCE.] SANS: ... fine, okay. and you haven't let it back out? at all? ALPHYS: It's like he doesn't even want to go out. He gets, u-um, really nervous when the door opens. SANS: ... okay. that's... okay. we know where it is, so... there's... that. thanks for, uh. telling me. about this. you know you've gotta tell undyne, right? ALPHYS: I-I know, I know, I... I just... I d-don't know how to bring it up. I know she'll be... pissed. SANS: ... yeah, well, not at you, probably. she just wants to make sure you're safe. [SANS SIGHS.] SANS: as much as i'm, uh, conflicted- to say the least -with your choices, that was a brave thing to do. t'put yourself in danger like that, just to make sure somebody else is safe. even if that someone is, uh... that. ALPHYS: ... Thanks, Sans. [EXTENDED SILENCE.] ALPHYS: It's... really, um. Itching to... apologize... to you. SANS: . . . right. yeah.

[madssy-moop]

UNDERTALE AU INFODUMP YAYAYAYAYA

HOPETALE

GENERAL OVERVIEW!! (SO FAR)

HOPE, the main trait this universe revolves around. An au in which monsters have given up HOPE, and have built their society underground with no HOPE of getting to the surface at all.

SADIST points: rather than physical damage similar to LOVE, this is emotional damage. While you don’t actually physically hurt anyone, you may emotionally damage a monster. The more SADIST points you get, the easier it becomes to hurt others. This can cause a-lot of turmoil in the underground, ultimately causing its downfall. Your SOUL becomes less vulnerable the more you hurt others. And you grow stronger.

The SOUL of HOPE is a comforting orangey yellow.

SOME Monster SOULS may have minuscule cracks in them, resulting in the beginnings of them FALLING DOWN. This is a commonality in this hopeless world.

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The main cast

Frisk. (Their au name will be Hope.)

Fell down Mt Ebott on December 2nd, xxxx.

Soul trait; HOPE

*The shadow of the ruins looms above, filling you with HOPE.

HP FULLY RESTORED

As they traverse the underground they have the CHOICE to restore hope in monster society, or destroy their last dreams.

While GENOCIDE is a choice in this au; it will typically only result in monsters bending to your will and giving up immediately in combat (with the acceptation of UNDYNE, who still refuses to give up the title of UNDYNE THE UNDYING.) If you kill everyone it is known as a TRUE GENOCIDE. But theres really not much point in doing it… unless your a sadist.

Toriel.

She has begun to build society in ruins. She pretends not to care about frisk in this au initially, she has lost hope that she can save anybody. Froggitts in business suits. :D Funny idea. The abandoned city in the ruins is now flourishing under her rule!

Restoration route— frisks show her that she can save life’s by showing her the city shes built up full of life! Full of monsters who could’ve fallen down with a community our purpose. The future is bright, she just has to believe it. It fills her with hope.

Ruin route— frisk shows her that everything is her fault, she is the reason why all those children are gone. You drain her hope and gain SADIST points, the more you see these monsters in emotional pain, the more you thirst for it.

C̷o̷m̷i̷c̷ Sans (his au name will be belief!sans.)

His brother is what mattered to him. He lost hope that they will ever truly be happy, whether it’s underground or on the surface. Humor doesn’t appeal to him, and frisks attempts to joke with him are futile. Serious. He has many jobs. Gotta pay the bills. He tries to ignore you as much as possible. Papyrus attempts to help you in both REST and RUIN routes, he has HOPE already! Whatever you do do not call him my his full name. COMIC SANS. He will flip out, completely throwing out his new ‘work loving’ persona.

Restoration Route— papyrus tips you off, saying that he you ultimately get him to laugh in some form after nagging him ALOT. I mean ALOT. You bother him at all his jobs in Snowdin SENTRY station (lookout for misconduct instead of humans), The snowdin shop, librarby, hotel, and even grillbys!! Its a miracle on how he keeps up with work.

Ruin Route— You make note of all the details he missed on the job.. papyrus is like ‘thats not… really what I wanted you to do!!’ But then you take it too far and get him fired for snapping at you. He thinks he can never find hope in this hell. Sadist points!!!

Papyrus

Papyrus hasn’t lost his spark! He believes he can make a life as the most popular dude in Snowdin! Though.. his brother had been acting worrisome.. he becomes friends with Alphys! Met her at the dump, tried to give her sone HOPE. Anyways his main arch consists of him trying to convince you to make sans laugh, like the old days when he would play pranks and such. He is pleased if you play along, and a little like the origin UT when u don’t!! He is as whimsical as ever. But he doesn’t have his battle body. No party’s happened in a world of no-hope.

Restoration route— He meets frisk the beginning of snowdin. He quickly approaches attemptong to make friends, in his ramblings he mentions his brother and his woes, how he used to do all sorts of pranks and blah blah blah, but then suddenly stopped one day a few years ago. What he would give to see him laugh one more time.. so now you go from job to job that sans has attempting to make him laugh via harmless jokes, pranks, comments, papyrus is seen through the window signaling you on whether your jokes are good or bad!!! Anyways since youve played along you made sans laugh! Congrats. Papyrus is happy. And blooming with hope! And so is sans.

Ruin route— He meets frisk the beginning of snowdin. He quickly approaches attemptong to make friends, in his ramblings he mentions his brother and his woes, how he used to do all sorts of pranks and blah blah blah, but then suddenly stopped one day a few years ago. What he would give to see him laugh one more time.. so now you go from job to job that sans has but.. you dont make him laugh. You put more work on him, tell him that hes not good at his jobs to the point where he suddenly snaps. He gets fired because of it. And is in misery now, thinking he will never be good enough. Papyrus still becomes your friend but.. hes a little weary of you.. +SADIST POINTS!!

[worstutfanonthingpoll]

Welcome to the

Worst ut/dr Fanon Thing Tournament!

Vote for the thing about ut/dr fanon that pisses you off the most!

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Tournament Plan

40 contestants altogether!

ROUND 1 - 20 polls, 40 contestants

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Meet our contestants: Part one!

The evil Chara!

God (Hatsune Miku) forbid non binary people do anything

Flooey is not Asriel!

Clearly Flooey is an evil 😱 demon rawr and Azzy Wazzy Woo Woo is a perfect 😇 angle uwu

Chara's name pronounciation!

Cha-rah? Kar-ah? Kare-uh? Cha-ra-ra-ah-ah? Roma-ro-ma-ma? Ga-ga-ooh la la? Want your bad romance?

Error and Ink daycare comic!

You know the one.

Fanon Underfell!

Look at how they massacred my boy

Fanon underswap in general!

I.e, the fanon version as a whole, excluding Blueberry. I mean, he is like 90% of the problem BUT STILL.

Noelle Holiday!

She stole someone's brand apparently!

The Big Bad Gaster!

He's the real villain, the evil scientist, he knows exactly what he's doing all cold and calculated like, character nuance who's she? So very eeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvviiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllll

Uwufication of Ralsei!

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Story of undertale

Will I be a pacifist?

Or will I ✨️use my fists✨️?

Flooey is an adult truthers

I.e. simps denying that they carnally lust for someone who is clearly a child HE WANTED A BIKE FOR CHRISTMAS FUCK DAMN YOU

PAPERJAM??

Help me kill him you guys pls pls pls vote for Paperjam like I hate him more than Blueberry at this point

Sans Multiversal War Bullshit!

Yeah

Sexy goat mother!

Don't reduce her to a milf, please. Especially Underfell Toriel, she's off the shits and wears sweatpants not some sexy sultry villainy lady who will "befriend" you

Undyne ignored!

She literally becomes an immortal god in genocide, and is so determined she becomes a fucking amalgamation for a hot minute in most of the neutral runs, shut up about Sans for three seconds please

Aggressive Alphyne shippers!

No need to act so feral u guys

Papyrus hates puns!

I will only accept this if he's given a gun

Spamtis!

*sobs uncontrollably*

Raslei is Asriel!

Incest coding much?

Misgendering, particularly KFC!

Gender up to interpretation MY ASS

[that-weird-skeleton-bastard]

Rushing things chapters 3,4 & 5

title says it all, chapters 3 4 and 5 of my papyton fanfic

Chapter 3: let your feelings bloom

They both got up, disgruntled and awkward when Sans came home and used an air horn to wake them up ("because it was funny" he said). Mettaton gave Papyrus his cat onesie back and put on his now wrinkled red suit.

Before he left, he earnestly thanked Papyrus: 《- Darling, I had a lovely time hanging out with you! Perhaps... Perhaps we could hang out again in the foreseeable future? MTT noticed the skeleton blushing a light periwinkle - Y-YOU WANT TO HANG WITH ME AGAIN?? WOWIE, I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE THAT CLOSE ALREADY... The way Papyrus phrased that made Mettaton blush even harder. - O-of course I want to! He replied, a bit louder than intended. You're great company! But next time, maybe you could come to MY place! Y'know...so that we don't get any more... "funny" wake-up call from your brother... - AGREED. stated Papyrus, still a bit salty about it.》 They then exchanged phone numbers and Mettaton left, feeling so... light and warm.

Meanwhile, in his room, Papyrus was still ecstatic about hanging out again with Mettaton, so much that he was literally screaming of joy in his pillow while rapidly kicking his feet. Thoughts of what to do and/or bring for their second hangout filled his head. He felt as if his heart was about to burst out his chest and fly around his room. Oh my god he never felt like that before. It felt really weird and AMAZING. What WAS this feeling?? Was is.. love? It wasn't platonic love for sure, he knew what THAT felt like. I mean, Mettaton IS really attractive, and he sings so well! OMG IS IT WHAT ROMANTIC LOVE FEELS LIKE-

No no it can't be romantic love, romantic love is when you kiss them, and go on dates and do whatever that "adult stuff" is that Papyrus sometimes overhears Sans talking about with Toriel and Grillby. Well... he DOES want to kiss Mettaton...BUT IT'S SO SOON!! WAIT, d-does that mean their next "hangout" IS A DATE-

Papyrus screamed in his pillow again but this time it's was because of sheer confusion and dread.

Returning to Mettaton, he finally got home, switched back to his box form, and is now texting Alphys about the sleepover at Papyrus's:

And we r planning to have another hangout you were right alphy he's a really cool guy ;3

Hehe sounds like u 2 had a gr8 time ^^ And mayB next time you go further lollll

??? Wym alphy we did nothing like that

Right.... *wink wink*

No I'm serious we didn't do any of that, I just watched movies with him like the ✨amazing generous star that I am✨

Alrite text me back when u realise how much you a flaming homosexual for the tol bone man

ALPHYS AIGDGIRGXOYTCLHJD-

I'm sorry but u know its tru It's the 1st time I've ever heard u talk about a dude like THAT Like he's the 8th wonder of the world looolll

Mettaton immediately turned off his phone and hid his flustered face in his hands... No it can't be. TOO FAST TOO SOON. They met THIS MORNING. He already had relationships turn sour real fast because he was rushing things.

HE WAS NOT GOING TO RUIN HIS CHANCE AT HAVING A FRIENDLY RELATIONSHIP WITH A FAN BY BEING HIS IMPATIENT SELF. He was about to have a nice FRIENDLY, PLATONIC hangout with his number 1 fan.

Oh, speaking of, he needed to set a date with Papyrus for that hangout.

A quick phone call later, Mettaton, still a bit giddy from talking to Papyrus, now had a set date for their next hangout: In two days, at 5:00 PM, and this time, it was MTT's turn to surprise Papyrus. So, he liked cooking... that was the robot's biggest help to figure out what to do...

During those two days, Mettaton filled out some auditions for other planned movies and got around trying to get a gig, and while waiting for the answers from the studios, he catched up on Alphys and Undyne.

It was the first time Undyne heard about Mettaton hanging out with Papyrus (and of course, Alphys, who saw right through him, told her about his feelings), and she was being insufferable about it, messing with the robot by mocking him, saying corny stuff in a baby voice: 《- Ooh PaPywUs DaRLiN, HoW I CwAvE YoUr pWeSeNcE <3<3 Mettaton was bright hot pink, and thought he was about to pop a rubber vein while Undyne continued her act, despite Alphys asking her to stop. - oOh I WaNnA HoLd YoU, My dEaW, LeT uS NeVeW bE ApAwT AgAiN!》

She eventually stopped after a while.

The next day (so, the eve of the hangout), Mettaton got a return from a small studio he auditioned to: he was accepted! So putting on his red suit once again -after ironing it- he went to meet his costars on the set, and talked with the director of this movie, a lovely young man called Jake. The atmosphere on this set was DRASTICALLY different than on the set of the movie saga: there wasn't this tension in the air, where you thought you weren't acting good enough compared to the other actors, there was a lot more monsters here, actors and backstage staff alike... overall, this felt much more like home to Mettaton. And while it wasn't perfect, the story was much more interesting.

The only thing that was similar to the last filming is that he was given another small role, but this time his character actually felt fleshed out (and appeared multiple times throughout the movie, AND was on the concept cover art!) But of course something came to ruin Mettaton's good mood. The filming had to be started right away, because time is money and the small studio was on a budget. No time for hangouts. Oh no... He tried to talk to Jake about his planned hangout with Papyrus, but there's nothing he could do, the schedule was tight. He did honestly apologised to the actor.

The first image that came to Mettaton's mind was Papyrus's sad, disappointed face as they'll have to cancel that hangout. W-well, he would understand, no? Mettaton... was a star after all... yeah, he- He'll understand that it's really important! Papyrus could wait.. a few weeks, r-right? J-just until there was a space in the schedule for him! ... Mettaton sure hoped so...

So, he slowly took his phone out and called Papyrus... 《- C'mon... pick up pick up pick up... ... Hi darling! H-how are you..? - OH HELLO, METTATON! ARE YOU READY FOR TOMORROW? asked the skeleton excitedly. Goddammit, it was hard for the words to come out. - ...About that... responded MTT, getting choked up. I don't.. I don't think we can hang tomorrow... - Oh... said Papyrus, lowering his voice. IT'S OKAY! WE CAN HANG THE DAY AFTER THEN! - N-no, honey, we can't hang tomorrow or the day after, or the day after that, or the day after that... i- ...I got a role for another movie and I have to stay for filming for a few weeks... is that okay?... Papyrus stayed silent for a little while, which was a lot more concerning than him outright saying that he was upset. Mettaton was starting to nervously walk in circles, while fidgeting with the hem of his suit. -... YEAH... YEAH I UNDERSTAND! I HOPE THIS MOVIE FILMING SESSION IS MORE PLEASANT THAN THE LAST! MTT was a bit startled by Papyrus's sudden, happy respond after being quiet for so long. - Sooo... you're not upset, that we can't hang tomorrow?.. - WELL... I AM, JUST A TINY BIT. BUT I KNOW YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR WORK, SO I'LL JUST WAIT UNTIL WE CAN! Papyrus was taking this a lot better than Mettaton feared. - O-okay then... I have to go! I'll call you when I get home! Love you, bye!》 And Mettaton quickly hung up. "Love you, bye"?????? What was wrong with him???? Why did he say that???? He could regret his actions later, for now, Jake was calling his name.

Chapter 4: Baking with... bestie?

(ooh boy, here comes the smoochies!!)

Papyrus said he understood that Mettaton had to put their hangout on hold, and he truly did, but... It was still a bit painful. That interaction reminded him that after all, Mettaton was an entrepreneur, with a rising career and that he had other things to do than hang out with a fan... He did say "I love you" but... what did he mean by that?

So the skeleton went in his room and lied down on his bed in silence.

He felt so many things at once, TOO many, his head was menacing to boil and implode from all of his thoughts, And yet, moving felt too disruptive, so he lied still, closed his eyes and let himself indulge in all those feeling.

In this dream-like state, Papyrus found in himself a strange, longing feeling he never felt before, it wasn't like missing a friend, or being homesick... he knew what THOSE felt like... WHAT WAS IT?? Not knowing what was going on in his head and his heart frustrated Papyrus deeply. So he turned to the person he trusted the most to vent to: his best friend.

When Papyrus called her, Undyne already had a hunch of what he wanted to talk about, and she immediately was proven right.

《- Hhmmm... sound like you got a BIG FAT CRUSH on this guy to me! - UNDYNE!! Wailed Papyrus, flustered and frustrated. THIS IS SERIOUS!! IS-IS IT REALLY WHAT ROMANTIC LOVE FEELS LIKE?? - Well, yeah, sorry Paps but based on what you told me, that does sounds like you like Mettaton. As more than a friend fuhuhu... - BU-BUT I'VE LOVED HIS MOVIES FROM WAY BACK, WHY AM I STARTING TO LIKE HIM NOW??? Undyne let out a chuckle,before responding. - Are you SURE you've only started to like Mettaton NOW? Cause you already were obsessed with him before even seeing him in person. - I KNOW!! said Papyrus, covering his bright periwinkle face with his hands. BUT NOW, I FEEL IT SO STRONGLY I JUST CAN'T IGNORE IT! BUT HE PROBABLY ALREADY HAS A TON OF FANS LINING UP TO BE HIS LOVER... - Eh, not as many as you think, actually... Apart from those two weird monster fangirls that follow him around, you're basically the only who actually showed romantic interest towards him. -... REALLY?.. - Hell yeah, man!! Not to mention that bag of bolts happens to have big, fat crush on YOU! - WAIT WHAT????? Shrieked Papyrus in surprise -... Okay first of, ow, my eardrums. Secondly, I'm serious! Alphys told me that Mettaton has the hots for you!》

Papyrus fell silent, his jaw agape. He couldn't help but feel like his heart was a about to blow up in his ribcage, but like... in a good way..? He was pretty sure Undyne could hear it beating violently through the phone. So... THAT's why Mettaton said "I love you"!!

The two friends chatted for a little bit more, said goodbye and now, Papyrus was alone in his room once again... Bur this time, he felt a bit different. There was still that longing feeling, but it felt more... certain.

He knew he would see Mettaton again, he just had to patient.

In the following weeks, The filming was going great and (much to Mettaton's relief) pretty quickly. However, when he was not acting, the anxiety of keeping his n°1 fan waiting crept on him, over and over again.

Said fan, meanwhile, used that time to prepare a small gift for Mettaton.

Of course, the two still kept in touch, talking on the phone every few days, after Mettaton's shift at the studio. There he told Papyrus about how his day went, and regularly asked him if it's was still okay to  wait for the end of the recording to go hang out. The skeleton had fully come to peace with waiting, and already told MTT so about fifty time, but he wasn't mad, it made him happy to see that his... friend? cared so much about how he was feeling.

And in those weeks, every time they talked together, they learned a bit more about eachother, their friends, their hobbies, their families... And without even noticing it, they started to say sweeter things to eachother, and Papyrus even started to call Mettaton "darling" back.

FINALLY! AFTER A MONTH OF FILMING. Mettaton FINALLY had an ENTIRE DAY, just to himself! Well... maybe the morning was just to himself but, in the afternoon... the two would finally hang out. Mettaton was feeling so nervous and excited at the same time. He spent the whole morning preparing himself and the ingredients for the hangout. Everything HAD to be PERFECT.

And at 5:00 PM, Papyrus arrived, and this time, he was wearing a different outfit, with a backwards baseball cap and buttoned shorts. "His fashion sense surely is something" thought Mettaton, absolutely smitten. He brought with him a bottle of wine -a brand a bit cheap for MTT's taste, but oh well, it's the thought that counts- and a little package carefully wrapped in red and yellow wrapping paper.

《-SO, METTATON WHAT HAVE YOU PLANNED FOR THIS LONG-AWAITED HANGOUT? - Well, my dear, since I know you like to cook, I thought we could try baking! And I found some great recipes on Toriel's baking blog! What do you say, darling? Papyrus's face lit up, in that way that always made Mettaton's heart flutter.》

The guest put down his gift and the wine bottle on the table next to the front door, and hurried to join MTT in his luxurious kitchen to start baking.

As soon as he showed up, Mettaton put on an happy, energetic playlist to make it even more fun.

They first made cookie dough, that needed to chill in the fridge for an hour, and then used that hour to make chocolate cupcakes, along with the vanilla and almond frosting to put on them. Then they decided to make another batch of cupcakes, orange blossom flavoured this time, with rose frosting, that baked at the same time as the dual colored cookies who's dough was done chilling.

Mettaton knew that baking would be a great bonding activity, and he was right: Papyrus was having the time of his life scooping, mixing, shaping and dancing while the ingredients baked. After two hours of intense baking, they ended up with two large platters of cupcakes and three whole trays of chocolate and butterscotch marbled cookies.

《- WOWIE, THAT WAS AMAZING, METTATON! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU PLANNED NEXT! - Well I took a page from you book, Papyrus. I hope you brought your bunny onesie~ said Mettaton with a sly smile.》

They took the platters and trays to the living room... and Papyrus gasped in excitement: The large, fancy sofas were made into nests of soft blankets and big fluffy pillows, a soft fire was purring in the heart-shaped fireplace, and MTT's extra large flat screen was opened to a movie streaming site.

As expected, Papyrus was shaking his hands quickly and happily stomping in place, while trying to conceal his screams of joy, which still came out as a high-pitched squeal. G o d  that dork was adorable.

They put down the platters and trays, and Papyrus took off his baseball cap to reveal... his bunny onesie! How????

"This time, you choose the movie, honey." said Mettaton as he left the room to get the bottle of wine and the small gift that the skeleton brought.

When he was about the enter the living room, he saw Papyrus just... casually changing in his bunny onesie. Like just getting half naked before putting on the onesie. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM. Mettaton quickly hid behind the door, already bright pink. Phew, Papyrus didn't see him. ... He knew it was very bad to do that, but... he couldn't help sneaking a peek at the skeleton, who was still oblivious. Strangely, he didn't appear to have any musculature, despite his clothes stretching over his pectorals when dressed. Wait... there actually WAS something there... BARELY visible, like made of an extremely clear glass... he did have muscles, bending and stretching as he was removing his clothes.

They were just almost invisible.

However, now that the only piece of clothing left on him was his underwear -formfitting briefs- Mettaton came to a realisation: Damn. That was a nice ass.

Once Papyrus closed the final button on his onesie, MTT finally came out from behind the door, acting as if he didn't just watched him change. Cookies, cupcakes, wine, movies and lots of pillows and blankets... the only thing left for Mettaton to do was change into his own onesie and join that handsome man waiting for him on the sofa.

One quick trip to his bedroom to change, and he was back, sitting right next to Papyrus on the sofa, in a pink fox onesie.

The movies available were alright, but they were a bit boring... oh well, that just mean that they could focus on devouring the baked goods, and they did just that. After so much work, it was so good to finally get to eat those cupcakes, which tasted surprisingly delicious, considering it was their first time making those.

The two of them ended up not paying any attention to the movie playing in the background, and instead talked about everything and anything, while munching on pastries and sipping wine.

《-OH, BEFORE I FORGET! exclaimed Papyrus. I MADE THIS FOR YOU! He fetched the little gift he brought and sat back down close to Mettaton. -Ooooh, I wonder what it is~ he said playfully. MTT carefully opened the red and yellow paper, trying to not rip it. And inside the little box was... a crocheted plushie of himself, in his box form, with his EX form legs. Dear fucking god. He didn't think he could be so DOWN BAD for this silly skeleton, but he was proven VERY WRONG. - OH MY, SUCH A INTENSE EXPRESSION! I'M REALLY GLAD YOU LIKE IT, I SPENT A LOT OF TIME ON IT! Added Papyrus with a big smile. - Darling I don't like it, I LOVE IT! You made this?? - CORRECT! I TAUGHT MYSELF CROCHET JUST TO MAKE THIS FOR YOU!》 Mettaton was speechless, he just looked down at the little toy version of himself and smiled. Then he looked back up at Papyrus, his cheeks getting pink again. The skeleton was looking back at Mettaton, his face getting a deeper periwinkle by the minute.

A burning question was waiting to be asked, by either one of them... Finally, Papyrus spoke up: 《- M-METTATON... W-WHAT ARE WE? ARE WE REALLY JUST AN IDOL AND A FAN ANYMORE? - W-Well... replied Mettaton, flustered. - UNDYNE TOLD ME YOU... YOU...LIKED ME. IS IT TRUE? - Whu-WHAT?? UMM- ...M-maybeee... yes?..》 Papyrus didn't respond, but his face was speaking for him: his eyes lit up and a wide grin spread across his face.

And before Mettaton knew it, Papyrus kissed him. ...he was sure skeletons didn't have lips, and Papyrus didn't to seem have those, but, somehow... he could feel it: thin, soft lips pressed against his. His confusion was quickly replaced by bliss as he realised what was happening, and he wrapped his arms around Papyrus as their kiss was getting more intense.

Weeks of pent-up love, that they feared the other didn't feel, was suddenly unleashed in a single kiss, which rapidly turned into fully making out. (again, Papyrus apparently had a tongue that was not visible, but OH BOY DID METTATON FEEL IT-) They were pressing their bodies together so passionately that they eventually fell over on the sofa, Papyrus on his back and Mettaton on top of him.

They took a quick break from exchanging their salivas to look at eachother: both of them were panting hard, their faces blushing furiously, and, now that he could see it out of his mouth, Mettaton noticed that Papyrus's tongue was actually pretty long... ending about 2 or 3 inches below his chin. Huh. Good to know. With big grins on their faces, they kissed again, and this time, Mettaton started to undo the buttons on his lover's onesie.

Papyrus noticed but didn't stop him.

Chapter 5: All those new sensations...

(OH BOY, HERE COMES THE SMUT-)

Papyrus was unsure what was happening but he loved it: Mettaton's gentle touch caressing him like that, the feeling of their tongues coiling together, one of Mettaton's knees pressing against his crotch... All of this made his body so deliciously warm, in a way he never knew about...

But still, all of this was brand new. Too new. He pulled back his head, breaking the kiss. 《- H-HEY METTATON! - Oh, do you not want to...? Asked MTT, his hands freezing in place. - NO! UH I MEAN YES?? I MEAN... DO- DON'T YOU THINK WE'RE RUSHING A BIT? - oh uhh... right, you're right. Do you wanna stop?

"NO!! PLEASE! I WANT MORE!" screamed Papyrus's conscience. But it wasn't very wise to continue without knowing what he was getting into.

- Y-YES... he finally said. And Mettaton slowly backed away, letting Papyrus sit up.

They were both ruffled, sweaty, and still blushing.

An short awkward silence set in... before Papyrus spoke up: - I'M SORRY... - No, no it's okay darling! I'M sorry that I was rushing things... - WELL... I STILL HAD A GOOD TIME... AND... he continued to speak through small chuckles. I GUESS WE NOW KNOW HOW WE FEEL ABOUT EACHOTHER, HUH? Mettaton giggled in turn. - I guess we do, dear.》

The two of them got close and shared another, much simpler kiss.

After cleaning up the cookies crumbs, and the platters and trays, it was now time for Papyrus to go home. Mettaton walked him to his car, holding his hand, and, right before the skeleton drove off, he gave him a final kiss on the cheekbone.

Once back home, Papyrus immediately went to his room, since Sans wasn't home -he was at work at Grillby's, or more accurately, slacking off at Grillby's- and he had two hours to himself. Alone, in his room. Many thoughts rushed through his head, as every time he spent time with Mettaton.

That warm sensation in his body was still lingering a bit... and he tried something...

In his bed, he took off all his clothes off, apart from his briefs and shirt, and he started to gently caress his body, trying to recreate Mettaton's touch. He closed his eyes, and imagined that his hands were MTT's, of course it wasn't easy because his hands were broader and stronger than the robot's, but it was working... His whole body shivered in pleasure, and, low in his guts, a delightful heat was growing, along with something else...

He started to touch himself lower, and lower, as he felt his briefs becoming tighter around his crotch. He opened his eyes and saw a bulge growing in his underwear. Not knowing what to do, he simply pulled down his briefs, freeing his hardening cock. "HUH. THAT'S NEW." he thought.

It felt so... warm, and fuzzy... and he instinctively touched the hot surface of his now fully erect penis, which turned out to be much more sensitive than he thought.

He closed his eyes again and gently caressed his lower belly and cock, still picturing his hands as Mettaton's. Just that small action sent a new wave of pleasure through his body, and he continued to rub himself like that for a little while, before concluding it wasn't enough, he wanted.... he NEEDED more...

So he explored lower, under his dick, that he was already stroking faster. First, he felt his balls, and while he was fondling them, he felt something even LOWER... soft, moist folds, along with a small, sensitive nub. Curious, he slid a finger between the folds, and another one... and he started to move his fingers inside of himself, sending a shiver up his spine. The heat around his whole pelvis was getting overwhelming, but he still continued, now frantically stroking his cock, that had beads of clear orange fluid pearling at the tip, and fingering his now wet pussy. He was... so... CLOSE... Huffing and whimpering in a euphoric haze, his heart pounding, he lied on his side, arching his back and putting a third finger to the task of pleasuring his cunt... And...AND...... His whole body tensed up, and jets after jets of orange cum shot out of his dick, spreading a satisfying heat in all of his abdomen. It took a few seconds for him to finish cumming...

He wanted to do it again, he was ready to, but he noticed the mess he had just made in his bed: his sheets, his briefs, and the lower half of his shirt was stained in orange, and he spent almost half an hour exploring his body... so, it was enough for today.

He grabbed tissues and cleaned up his sheets best he could, before taking a shower. In the bathroom, he noticed something curious about his anatomy: at the base of his half-erect cock, there was a swollen knot, that was starting to calm down as his dick was softening. Afterwards, when his penis fully softened, and retracted into it's sheath, he changed into clean clothes.

And now, he was back in his room.

Still no Sans in sight... and Papyrus didn't feel like watching a movie alone...

So, he instead went on the Internet to try and get answers: "CAN YOU TELL ME WHY IS MY BODY SO WARM AROUND MY ROMANTIC CRUSH PLEASE? THANK YOU." He typed in the search bar. Sexual attraction? He looked up what that was in another tab... Oh, that makes so much sense now! And he quickly ended up in a rabbit hole of Internet searches...

By the time Sans came home, Papyrus had learned so much about his body and what was happening to it, and yet, there was still so much to understand. However, being a skeleton, maybe some things were different, concerning how his body worked compared to a human's.

The only other skeleton he knew (besides himself) was his brother, so he talked to Sans before planning dinner: 《- SANS, I HAVE SOMETHING TO ASK YOU. - yea? what's up, Paps? He replied, taking a swig of the beer he was drinking. - WHAT IS SEX? His brother spat out his beer. -... you wanna run that by me again, bud..? - W-WELL, AS I TOLD YOU THIS MORNING, I PLANNED TO HANG OUT WITH METTATON, AND I DID! I HAD A WONDERFUL TIME! BUT TURNS OUT... HE WAS DEEPLY ENAMOURED OF ME, WHICH ISN'T REALLY A SURPRISE. HOWEVER, I MIGHT... ALSO LIKE HIM... LIKE THAT. - uh-huh... said Sans, a bit cautious. Go on... - AND OUR HANGOUT TURNED OUT TO BE A DATE! AND WE WATCHED MOVIES, AND WHEN I GAVE HIM THE PLUSHIE I MADE FOR HIM, THINGS GOT...UMM... A BIT PASSIONATE. continued Papyrus, starting to blush again. WE KISSED, VERY HARD... AND HE ENDED ON TOP OF ME... AND TOUCHED ME IN WAYS I NEVER FELT BEFORE. - he  did  what. Said Sans, the lights gone from his eyes. - H-HE JUST CARESSED MY CHEST AND AND ARMS, SANS! added Papyrus. BUT SINCE I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE THAT WAS GOING I ASKED HIM IF WE COULD STOP. AND WE STOPPED. - oh. Said the older skeleton, his pupils reappearing. -... SO WHEN I GOT HOME, I... UHH... AHEM... EXPLORED MY OWN BODY.... Sans looked uncomfortable hearing that. - Paps, I don't think you should be telling me about this kind of stuff. - BUT IT'S IMPORTANT, SANS! AFTERWARD I LOOKED AROUND ON THE INTERNET ABOUT THAT KIND OF STUFF, BUT THERE'S SO MUCH TO LEARN! AND I DON'T KNOW IF IT APPLIES TO SKELETONS, SO I'LL ASK AGAIN: WHAT IS SEX?》 Sans looked at Papyrus with a grimace of discomfort, before very awkwardly explaining the basics of sex, as if Papyrus was a four-year-old child instead of a grown-ass man.

A few, painful minutes later, Sans thanked whatever gods did exist that Papyrus's phone started to ring.

It was Mettaton calling him. Papyrus immediately answered: 《- HELLO, METTATON! he said, beaming, despite knowing he couldn't see him. - Hello, darling! Sorry about earlier... I really was rushing things... I guess we'll stick to kissing and cuddles for now, hehe~ - IT'S OKAY HONEY! HEY, SANS IS NEXT TO ME, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY HI? Despite Mettaton making a weird noise, like a disapproving grunt, the skeleton already passed the phone to his brother (who was trying to sneak away). - heeeeeeeey....mettaton.. said Sans while putting the phone up to his nonexistent ear. The robot let out a small sigh before answering. - Hello, Sans. -..... you're not still upset about the airhorn thing, are ya..? -...Take a wild guess.》 Sans laughed nervously.

[cherry-poppins]

The Things You Do In The Name Of Love (Classic!Sans x Reader)

The Things you do in the name of love, it makes us, it breaks us, but it'll save us. Careful before you say it, as it known with different names and come in different forms.

The atmosphere was filled with the smell of coffee grounds and the screams of freshly steamed milk. Conversations mixing together like sugar put in hot tea as light music played in the background. Eyeing Fresh pastry that winked back, almost begging you to buy them as you go to pay for your lunch.

"Woah there bucko, don't be so fast to pull out your wallet, Lunch is on me today." A grinning skeleton spoke, bringing out his wallet as he handed the cashier the money.

"Sans!!! Not again, seriously this is like the third meal you've bought me this week, you can't keep doing this to me i swear you’re gonna go bankrupted." I sighed before my face heated up as I quickly added. "I mean, It’s not that I'm not grateful or anything!!! Which I am very grateful for, thank you so much but you seriously don't have to."

"What? Is paying for another friend's food is wrong! Are you gonna look at me and tell me that it's wrong?!" He joked, grinning like the complete idiot he was while leaning against the countertop as we both waited for our food.

"Pft. No, it's not that. I just feel like ur spoiling me, not everyone gets this kinda treatment u know" I sighed, leaning next to him.

Sans waved me off. “Eh I know but seeing that look on ur face makes it worth it every time. Besides can’t I treat my best friend to lunch? Is that such a crime” He chuckled before ruffling my head like some child.

“Saaannnss, bugger off.” I whine, smacking his hands away. “It is a crime when someone does it as often as you do”

“Welp then arrest me with hand cuff and call me a criminal because I ain’t stoppin’ anytime soon” He joked, holding out his hands together.

You quickly snap a picture, instantly sending it to your favorite fish lady. “I’m sure Undyne would love a good excuse to shove you in a cell” You giggle, trying to look as though you are being serious…. It fails.

Staring at each other for what felt like 5 minutes we both break character and surrender into a fit of laughter, trying our absolute best to stay quite as to not disturb the people and monsters around us.

Containing the last of my giggles trying to calm myself down. I observe the rest of the café feelings slightly nostalgic. “Stars I swear how did I keep you around this long?” I ask, thinking back to the first time we had met.

-Flashback-

Sans and I have been best friends for nearly a year and a half. It wasn't always this delightful, at first, he hated my entire being, couldn't stand me. We met at this cute café that I loved so much, I'd go there every weekend for a treat or to study. I remember it was a Saturday, midday, I was walking down the street joyfully looking forward to my (f/f) iced frappe while I scrolled through Monstergram, perhaps read a couple of fanfics in Wattpad, or i could've been a complete basic white Girl and had a photo shoot with my frappe. The possibilities are endless!

As I hummed a happy tune, opening the door to the café I bumped straight into- a skeleton?!

"Oh my Stars I'm so sorry, s-sir? I wasn't looking where I was-" I was them interrupted by the strange skeleton man, face full of disgust and spite. "You should really watch were you’re going. You have eyes for a reason, use them" said spat. That one way to ruin someone's day. I took a deep breath trying to regain my calm, not wanting to cause a scene. "As I said before I'm terribly sorry, I meant no harm-" I was interrupted again by his sarcastic tone of voice

"Course ya didn't, humans never mean these kinds of things. Tch just an excuse to abuse us monsters, perhaps provoke us so we might go "feral.” Oh, you'd like that wouldn't ya. Give you a reason to call the police on us because we were trying to "kill" you. Real nice"

Was he for real, was this actually happening? "Look Sir I don't wanna cause any trouble, I'm just a nice citizen of the terrible human race trying to get her daily espresso. So why don't we shake on it and become friends instead?" I held out my hand with a smile on my face.

"Pathetic. As if I'd fall for that dirty human, you really think I'd want to be friends with a greedy, racist creature who drowns her problems with caffeine? You're dumber than ya look" Sans said.

Ok that's it, I've been disrespected before, but this was crossing the line. And how dare he call me out for my semi-coffee addiction. "What’s your problem Mr? I've been extremely kind towards you considering that you're verbally abusing me for no good reason. Like seriously I accidentally bumped into, I'm sorry for getting into your "personal space". What did I ever do to you?! Yeah, I get that us humans are a bunch of assbutts but take this in consideration, not all humans are. And a lil FYI bucko, I attend every monster freedom protest so I can help fight for your rights and equality. So next time you decide to be a prick because someone accidentally bumped into you then maybe instead of opening your judgmental mouth think for two seconds because maybe that person is fighting so you can have a better future!!!" I ranted, my eyes widening at the sight of the skeleton. His eye lights had shrunken and was sweating badly- Wait skeletons can sweat?!

"I-I... I'm sorry for my b-behaviour miss.... uh, I'll be on my way n-now..." he stuttered, a blue hue covering his cheeks. They can blush too!? Before I could question him, he disappeared into thin air.

I blinked a couple of times, my eyes staring at the spot where the strange skeleton once was. So, they can disappear- uh, teleport? Welp my day just got more interesting.

A week went by, and I was back at my fav cafe, sippin' on my latte, listening to music while I studied. I could hear the faint sounds of people chattering, the coffee maker running and the slight jingle of the bell that rings when someone enters. 10 minutes later I hear yet another jingle, ignoring it like always. But then I heard a familiar voice which caught my attention. I tilted my book down slightly, just enough to let me see whom the familiar voice belonged to, and the sight shocked me. It was that strange skeleton I had met last week. Why was he here? Did he come here often? Did he like to come here on weekends for coffee too?

Shaking my head to silence my questions building up inside my head, i watching him from the corner of my eye, hiding myself behind one of my textbooks. Should... should i say hello?? I kinda raged at him last week, wasn't the best first impression. I sigh, slouching in my chair. What’s the worst that could happen. Putting my book down on the table, pausing my music as i take of my headphones. With every bit of confidence that i managed to conjure i got up from my seat and walk over to the skeleton man.

He just finished ordering, well whatever he ordered and was slouching by the pickup counter flipping through his phone. Great now’s my chance. I stood in front of him, wondering if this was a good idea. "Eh, excuse me.... Mr skeleton guy?" I shyly called, thinking that I probably looked like the biggest idiot in the world.

He gaze shifted from his phone to me, his pupils shrinking at the sight of me. yep, he remembered me. Slipping his phone back into his pocket, straightening himself up before cautiously speaking. "Oh, it you. geez, uh look kid i don't want any trouble. What i said before- i just, I’m sorry. It's just that-"

"Oh no, no, no. It's fine really. This isn't the first time i had to deal with this sorta stuff, it happens all the time. Besides, I understand." I cut him off, ensuring him. "I mean what you did wasn't acceptable at all, but everyone deserves a second chance, right?" I smiled at the skeleton who was now bewildered, the same blue hue that he had the other week weakly flushed against his cheekbones. It was kinda cute not gonna lie.

"Heh, I guess people do... hey uh, would you mind if I sat down with you for coffee?" He asked, rubbing the back of his skull, barely making eye contact. Ok but like he was cute. give this dude a hug. "I'd love that! Oh, wait i haven't told you my name! Gosh I’m such a dummy..." i exclaimed, mumbling the last part feeling my cheeks heat up. I confidently hold out my hand, giving him a soft smile. "I-I'm (Y/N)"

The skeletons eye lights widened, looking down at my hand back up to my eyes. He seemed hesitant at first but finally eased up, taking his hand out of his hoodie pocket wrapping his phalanges around my hand. I didn't know what to expect, the skeleton's hand was warm and had the texture kinda like a pebble. It’s like if you left a nice stone outside in the sun on a beautiful day, the stone absorbing the suns warmth.

"The name's Sans, Sans the skeleton"

-Flashback End-

“Cause you couldn’t resist me” Sans “batted” his eyes, sticking his tongue out. “You figured out I was a hilarious, pun filled, skeleton with a lot of money and a cool brother so decided to jump of that bandwagon and now here we are”

You scoffed “Oh yeah that’s definitely how that happened, you figured me out Sherlock Holmes” You mocked sarcastically.

He chuckles at your attempt of humour. “Heh nice, Oooo does that mean you’ll be my Watson??” He asks

“Ha, yeah alright. Well now I know what our costumes are for this Halloween” I reply, thinking who our Moriarty would be.

“Saves me for being a ghost for the third year in a row, and this is why your my favourite human” he grins, a light blue bluish dusting his cheeks.

Pink instantly dusted my cheeks as I feel my face getting warms. Damn that smooth talker, he always knew how to get you flustered. "Favourite human? Come on, I can't be your favourite. There's probably a million other humans you hang out with, not to mention all the pretty girl that'd most likely fawn over you" I teased, smirking at him. "Besides when did ever become yours~"

"Um since you gave me that box filled with 32 bottles of ketchup for Christmas, duh." He joked. "But seriously, kid you're one of the only human girls I actually talk to and that'll talk to me. I mean there's Frisk but their non-binary, so they doesn't count. and yeah, I hang out with some pretty girls but none of them "fawn" over me, Stars above. Well, I guess one pretty girl does" Sans mumbled the last part, looking off into the cafe.

My grin faulted for a second. So, there was another girl? Oh.... I sigh, quickly shaking away the feeling. Come on (Y/N), you're better than this. Hiding my sadness and disappointment with a smile, I ask about this girl. "Sans have you been hiding out on me?! Come on who is she, what's she like?" I let out a giggle as i felt my heart shatter into millions of tiny pieces.

I felt my soul being crushed just like my hopes, it was always a suspension that he was interested in someone. You had just hoped that someone would be you. You two had always joked around, teased, and flirted with each other and gone out together but as friends. It wasn’t like you weren’t giving him hints, it’s like you were holding up a sign with “IM INTERESTED’ printed on it in red.

As long as he's happy, that’s all that matters. You say to yourself, the least you could have is his friendship.

"Meh, not telling." He said with the smuggest of grins. Oh, that bastard, he hasn't got the slightest idea on what he's doing to me...

"What!? Oh, come on that's not fair, you can't just mention this mystery girl and then not say anything about it" I pouted.

"Heh what? You jealous or something kid~?" He chuckled, raising his non-existing eyebrow and he gave me dat grin. Come on we all know what that looks like.

My face heated up instantly, my cheeks dusted red. "Jealous?! Of what, the apparently pretty girl that fawns over you and most likely has a crush on you and you like her back. W-why on earth would I be jealous of that...." I rant basically outing myself as I mentally curse as myself. F*ck... do you think he noticed?!

"Oh my gosh I was kidding (Y/N), no need to get all flustered about it. Though you're right about me having a crush on her" He smiled softly, his gaze sorta in a daze.

"Oh.... is that so" My face dropped slowly. T-this is fine... I've been rejected before.... This....This...is.... fine...

"Yeah, she pretty, real smart, funny too like i swear she could beat me at puns, the student becomes the master. Heh, I’ve known her since forever. Not too long after i came to the surface. Though my problem is that I'm not sure if she likes me back. Got any advice, kid?" He turned his head to me as he waited for an answer.

Was he serious? Was he really that dense? Could he not see the tears that threaten to flow from my eyes, could he not tell that I was breaking, that he was shattering my soul, tearing apart my heart and crushing my hopes and dreams. It hurt so much, and he has the audacity to ask- You know what it doesn't matter anymore, he likes another. Best thing you can do is be there and support him as a.... friend. Because that's all I'll ever be to him. "Y-yeah I can give you some advice, anything for a friend... Umm, well for a start you should tell her how you feel, perhaps through I'm a few hints here and there, look for hints uhm.... Oh, maybe ask someone to causally ask her if she does like you?" I felt the tears about to spill, losing my two-face game- no! Do not break down, not here, not now. I don't want him to see me like this.

"Huh, great advice. Might try a couple of them some time- Uh hey k-kid you alright, you look like you're bout cry ya eyes out... have I upset you?" He turned his full attention to me, leaning up from the countertop. His hand gently held my shoulders, his gaze filled with worry.

Lie.

I sniffed a bit, blinking a bunch to contain my tears "Y-yeah I'm alright *sniff* i have hay fever, damn must be that time of year already" I Chuckled, faking another smile.

He sighed, giving me the classic serious Sans look. "Don't lie to me (Y/N), I know somethings up. We've been friends for what? 3 and a half years now?" "Y-yeah..." My gazes falls, not wanting to look into his eyes.

"And friends don't lie to each other, nor do they keep stuff from each other especially if it leads to the friend about cry their eyes out." He hooked one of his phalanges under my chin, lifting it up so I'd face him. Not gonna lie it was hot, but it sadly wasn't the time for that. "Come on kid, what's wrong?" He asked softly

I can't... "It's just... heh didn't think a lazy bone head like you could get the girls" I nudged him a bit, bursting into laughter.

His face was covered in a blue hue, blushing. He let a chuckle, releasing my chin. "Harsh but fair Kiddo. but come on stop avoiding the topic-"

"Aren't I too old for that nickname now Sans? You've been calling me kid and kiddo for as long as i can remember" I force a giggle, hoping to throw him off.

He gave me a "really" look, shaking his head slightly as he sighed. the it was his turn to plaster on a smile. "What, it suits you~ And you do tend to act like a child from time to time." Sans teased. Oh, I acted like a child from time to time?! You should see him when we run out of ketchup. Toddler 100.

I shook my head, chuckling a bit. "Whatever you say bonehead" Before he could say anything else our names were called out, our meals ready.

-Time Skip-

We ate our meals without bringing up my sudden breakdown. Well near breakdown. We joked about, laughing about the latest memes and stupid videos YouTube provided. After we ate, we wandered through the city. It was late, the stars lighting up the sky mixed with the bright lights of the city. Arm wrapped around my neck and laughter in the air we finally stopped at a small park. It was one of my favourite places in the city, and the best part was at night they lit lanterns which illuminated the whole part. It was truly a sight to see. We sit down on a nearby chair, his arm still around me. Don't flatter yourself (Y/N) ... He likes someone else, remember.

"Hey kid... You know why i would never play hide 'n' seek with you?" Sans asks, his gaze turned towards me.

Now that caught my attention... And left me with like several questions. "W-what? Heh, why?" I replied, generally confused. Was this meant to be one of his famous Sans jokes that has a weird pun mixed in with it??

"Because someone like you is impossible to find..." He softly spoke, his free hand reaching up to cup my face running his thumb along my cheek. A faint blue blush dusted his face.

WHAT?!?!? My face was heated up furiously, blushing red. My heart was beating wildly as it threatened to burst out of my rib cage. Was he flirting?? Gosh it was so cute but cheesy at the same time... But he liked someone else.... R-right? "S-sans, I'm confus-" before i could finished his thumb swiftly found my lips, hushing me. He lingered there for a second, brushing his thumb along my bottom lip. God it was hot.

"Roses are red violets are blue I didn't know what perfect was until I met you" He leant in close his face inches away from mine, his thumb leaving my lips. His blush was more visible now, glowing a soft blue.

I didn't know what to say, how to react, or how to feel. He left me completely speechless and a blushing mess. And he did this with shitty pick-up lines that you'd find on the internet or hear on a tinder date. Damn he was good.

"(Y/N) ..." The arm that was originally around my neck had now shifted so that his hand was cupping the other side of my face, the other hand now at my waist. He then shifted himself so that he was now next to my ear, his breath against my neck. "Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?" His whispered softly, his lips.... mouth... teeth?? brushing against my ear.

My face was now lava, my head spinning with millions of questions and even more feelings. before i even had the time to say anything or even react he kissed me. and it was no peck on the lips, he full on kissed me. And how was he so good at it?! He's a damn skeleton?! But i couldn't lie, I enjoyed it. I kissed back, wrapping my hands around his neck. Few seconds later we pull away, his forehead pressed against mine.

"What am i going to do with you" He muttered as he put back a lose strand of hair behind my ear. "The girl was you; it was always you. (Y/N) I’ve loved you for as long as i could remember, you've always been there for me. I'm not so good with expressing my emotions with people... everyone but you."

My eyes widened as my heart swelled with joy. H-he did like me. Holy sh*t was I that dense, Was i the oblivious one?! Stars above. I mentally slapped myself, embarrassed how i pulled a Sans. 

"I understand if you reject me, after what happened earlier... I will admit it was a d*ck move. but I swear I meant no harm; I didn't mean to hurt you." His thumb gently rubbed against my cheek. "I love you"

He wasn't kidding... He wasn't kidding!!! "You have no idea how long I’ve waited for this" I smile brightly, my eyes threatening to cry again. I sniff, wiping my eyes with my sleeve. " I love you too, Sans. And i always will"

The Things you do in the name of love, it makes us, it breaks us, but it'll save us. Careful before you say it, as it known with different names and come in different forms.

The atmosphere was filled with the smell of coffee grounds and the screams of freshly steamed milk. Conversations mixing together like sugar put in hot tea as light music played in the background. Eyeing Fresh pastry that winked back, almost begging you to buy them as you go to pay for your lunch.

"Woah there bucko, don't be so fast to pull out your wallet, Lunch is on me today." A grinning skeleton spoke, bringing out his wallet as he handed the cashier the money.

"Sans!!! Not again, seriously this is like the third meal you've bought me this week, you can't keep doing this to me i swear you’re gonna go bankrupted." I sighed before my face heated up as I quickly added. "I mean, It’s not that I'm not grateful or anything!!! Which I am very grateful for, thank you so much but you seriously don't have to."

"What? Is paying for another friend's food is wrong! Are you gonna look at me and tell me that it's wrong?!" He joked, grinning like the complete idiot he was while leaning against the countertop as we both waited for our food.

"Pft. No, it's not that. I just feel like ur spoiling me, not everyone gets this kinda treatment u know" I sighed, leaning next to him.

Sans waved me off. “Eh I know but seeing that look on ur face makes it worth it every time. Besides can’t I treat my best friend to lunch? Is that such a crime” He chuckled before ruffling my head like some child.

“Saaannnss, bugger off.” I whine, smacking his hands away. “It is a crime when someone does it as often as you do”

“Welp then arrest me with hand cuff and call me a criminal because I ain’t stoppin’ anytime soon” He joked, holding out his hands together.

You quickly snap a picture, instantly sending it to your favorite fish lady. “I’m sure Undyne would love a good excuse to shove you in a cell” You giggle, trying to look as though you are being serious…. It fails.

Staring at each other for what felt like 5 minutes we both break character and surrender into a fit of laughter, trying our absolute best to stay quite as to not disturb the people and monsters around us.

Containing the last of my giggles trying to calm myself down. I observe the rest of the café feelings slightly nostalgic. “Stars I swear how did I keep you around this long?” I ask, thinking back to the first time we had met.

-Flashback-

Sans and I have been best friends for nearly a year and a half. It wasn't always this delightful, at first, he hated my entire being, couldn't stand me. We met at this cute café that I loved so much, I'd go there every weekend for a treat or to study. I remember it was a Saturday, midday, I was walking down the street joyfully looking forward to my (f/f) iced frappe while I scrolled through Monstergram, perhaps read a couple of fanfics in Wattpad, or i could've been a complete basic white Girl and had a photo shoot with my frappe. The possibilities are endless!

As I hummed a happy tune, opening the door to the café I bumped straight into- a skeleton?!

"Oh my Stars I'm so sorry, s-sir? I wasn't looking where I was-" I was them interrupted by the strange skeleton man, face full of disgust and spite. "You should really watch were you’re going. You have eyes for a reason, use them" said spat. That one way to ruin someone's day. I took a deep breath trying to regain my calm, not wanting to cause a scene. "As I said before I'm terribly sorry, I meant no harm-" I was interrupted again by his sarcastic tone of voice

"Course ya didn't, humans never mean these kinds of things. Tch just an excuse to abuse us monsters, perhaps provoke us so we might go "feral.” Oh, you'd like that wouldn't ya. Give you a reason to call the police on us because we were trying to "kill" you. Real nice"

Was he for real, was this actually happening? "Look Sir I don't wanna cause any trouble, I'm just a nice citizen of the terrible human race trying to get her daily espresso. So why don't we shake on it and become friends instead?" I held out my hand with a smile on my face.

"Pathetic. As if I'd fall for that dirty human, you really think I'd want to be friends with a greedy, racist creature who drowns her problems with caffeine? You're dumber than ya look" Sans said.

Ok that's it, I've been disrespected before, but this was crossing the line. And how dare he call me out for my semi-coffee addiction. "What’s your problem Mr? I've been extremely kind towards you considering that you're verbally abusing me for no good reason. Like seriously I accidentally bumped into, I'm sorry for getting into your "personal space". What did I ever do to you?! Yeah, I get that us humans are a bunch of assbutts but take this in consideration, not all humans are. And a lil FYI bucko, I attend every monster freedom protest so I can help fight for your rights and equality. So next time you decide to be a prick because someone accidentally bumped into you then maybe instead of opening your judgmental mouth think for two seconds because maybe that person is fighting so you can have a better future!!!" I ranted, my eyes widening at the sight of the skeleton. His eye lights had shrunken and was sweating badly- Wait skeletons can sweat?!

"I-I... I'm sorry for my b-behaviour miss.... uh, I'll be on my way n-now..." he stuttered, a blue hue covering his cheeks. They can blush too!? Before I could question him, he disappeared into thin air.

I blinked a couple of times, my eyes staring at the spot where the strange skeleton once was. So, they can disappear- uh, teleport? Welp my day just got more interesting.

A week went by, and I was back at my fav cafe, sippin' on my latte, listening to music while I studied. I could hear the faint sounds of people chattering, the coffee maker running and the slight jingle of the bell that rings when someone enters. 10 minutes later I hear yet another jingle, ignoring it like always. But then I heard a familiar voice which caught my attention. I tilted my book down slightly, just enough to let me see whom the familiar voice belonged to, and the sight shocked me. It was that strange skeleton I had met last week. Why was he here? Did he come here often? Did he like to come here on weekends for coffee too?

Shaking my head to silence my questions building up inside my head, i watching him from the corner of my eye, hiding myself behind one of my textbooks. Should... should i say hello?? I kinda raged at him last week, wasn't the best first impression. I sigh, slouching in my chair. What’s the worst that could happen. Putting my book down on the table, pausing my music as i take of my headphones. With every bit of confidence that i managed to conjure i got up from my seat and walk over to the skeleton man.

He just finished ordering, well whatever he ordered and was slouching by the pickup counter flipping through his phone. Great now’s my chance. I stood in front of him, wondering if this was a good idea. "Eh, excuse me.... Mr skeleton guy?" I shyly called, thinking that I probably looked like the biggest idiot in the world.

He gaze shifted from his phone to me, his pupils shrinking at the sight of me. yep, he remembered me. Slipping his phone back into his pocket, straightening himself up before cautiously speaking. "Oh, it you. geez, uh look kid i don't want any trouble. What i said before- i just, I’m sorry. It's just that-"

"Oh no, no, no. It's fine really. This isn't the first time i had to deal with this sorta stuff, it happens all the time. Besides, I understand." I cut him off, ensuring him. "I mean what you did wasn't acceptable at all, but everyone deserves a second chance, right?" I smiled at the skeleton who was now bewildered, the same blue hue that he had the other week weakly flushed against his cheekbones. It was kinda cute not gonna lie.

"Heh, I guess people do... hey uh, would you mind if I sat down with you for coffee?" He asked, rubbing the back of his skull, barely making eye contact. Ok but like he was cute. give this dude a hug. "I'd love that! Oh, wait i haven't told you my name! Gosh I’m such a dummy..." i exclaimed, mumbling the last part feeling my cheeks heat up. I confidently hold out my hand, giving him a soft smile. "I-I'm (Y/N)"

The skeletons eye lights widened, looking down at my hand back up to my eyes. He seemed hesitant at first but finally eased up, taking his hand out of his hoodie pocket wrapping his phalanges around my hand. I didn't know what to expect, the skeleton's hand was warm and had the texture kinda like a pebble. It’s like if you left a nice stone outside in the sun on a beautiful day, the stone absorbing the suns warmth.

"The name's Sans, Sans the skeleton"

-Flashback End-

“Cause you couldn’t resist me” Sans “batted” his eyes, sticking his tongue out. “You figured out I was a hilarious, pun filled, skeleton with a lot of money and a cool brother so decided to jump of that bandwagon and now here we are”

You scoffed “Oh yeah that’s definitely how that happened, you figured me out Sherlock Holmes” You mocked sarcastically.

He chuckles at your attempt of humour. “Heh nice, Oooo does that mean you’ll be my Watson??” He asks

“Ha, yeah alright. Well now I know what our costumes are for this Halloween” I reply, thinking who our Moriarty would be.

“Saves me for being a ghost for the third year in a row, and this is why your my favourite human” he grins, a light blue bluish dusting his cheeks.

Pink instantly dusted my cheeks as I feel my face getting warms. Damn that smooth talker, he always knew how to get you flustered. "Favourite human? Come on, I can't be your favourite. There's probably a million other humans you hang out with, not to mention all the pretty girl that'd most likely fawn over you" I teased, smirking at him. "Besides when did ever become yours~"

"Um since you gave me that box filled with 32 bottles of ketchup for Christmas, duh." He joked. "But seriously, kid you're one of the only human girls I actually talk to and that'll talk to me. I mean there's Frisk but their non-binary, so they doesn't count. and yeah, I hang out with some pretty girls but none of them "fawn" over me, Stars above. Well, I guess one pretty girl does" Sans mumbled the last part, looking off into the cafe.

My grin faulted for a second. So, there was another girl? Oh.... I sigh, quickly shaking away the feeling. Come on (Y/N), you're better than this. Hiding my sadness and disappointment with a smile, I ask about this girl. "Sans have you been hiding out on me?! Come on who is she, what's she like?" I let out a giggle as i felt my heart shatter into millions of tiny pieces.

I felt my soul being crushed just like my hopes, it was always a suspension that he was interested in someone. You had just hoped that someone would be you. You two had always joked around, teased, and flirted with each other and gone out together but as friends. It wasn’t like you weren’t giving him hints, it’s like you were holding up a sign with “IM INTERESTED’ printed on it in red.

As long as he's happy, that’s all that matters. You say to yourself, the least you could have is his friendship.

"Meh, not telling." He said with the smuggest of grins. Oh, that bastard, he hasn't got the slightest idea on what he's doing to me...

"What!? Oh, come on that's not fair, you can't just mention this mystery girl and then not say anything about it" I pouted.

"Heh what? You jealous or something kid~?" He chuckled, raising his non-existing eyebrow and he gave me dat grin. Come on we all know what that looks like.

My face heated up instantly, my cheeks dusted red. "Jealous?! Of what, the apparently pretty girl that fawns over you and most likely has a crush on you and you like her back. W-why on earth would I be jealous of that...." I rant basically outing myself as I mentally curse as myself. F*ck... do you think he noticed?!

"Oh my gosh I was kidding (Y/N), no need to get all flustered about it. Though you're right about me having a crush on her" He smiled softly, his gaze sorta in a daze.

"Oh.... is that so" My face dropped slowly. T-this is fine... I've been rejected before.... This....This...is.... fine...

"Yeah, she pretty, real smart, funny too like i swear she could beat me at puns, the student becomes the master. Heh, I’ve known her since forever. Not too long after i came to the surface. Though my problem is that I'm not sure if she likes me back. Got any advice, kid?" He turned his head to me as he waited for an answer.

Was he serious? Was he really that dense? Could he not see the tears that threaten to flow from my eyes, could he not tell that I was breaking, that he was shattering my soul, tearing apart my heart and crushing my hopes and dreams. It hurt so much, and he has the audacity to ask- You know what it doesn't matter anymore, he likes another. Best thing you can do is be there and support him as a.... friend. Because that's all I'll ever be to him. "Y-yeah I can give you some advice, anything for a friend... Umm, well for a start you should tell her how you feel, perhaps through I'm a few hints here and there, look for hints uhm.... Oh, maybe ask someone to causally ask her if she does like you?" I felt the tears about to spill, losing my two-face game- no! Do not break down, not here, not now. I don't want him to see me like this.

"Huh, great advice. Might try a couple of them some time- Uh hey k-kid you alright, you look like you're bout cry ya eyes out... have I upset you?" He turned his full attention to me, leaning up from the countertop. His hand gently held my shoulders, his gaze filled with worry.

Lie.

I sniffed a bit, blinking a bunch to contain my tears "Y-yeah I'm alright *sniff* i have hay fever, damn must be that time of year already" I Chuckled, faking another smile.

He sighed, giving me the classic serious Sans look. "Don't lie to me (Y/N), I know somethings up. We've been friends for what? 3 and a half years now?" "Y-yeah..." My gazes falls, not wanting to look into his eyes.

"And friends don't lie to each other, nor do they keep stuff from each other especially if it leads to the friend about cry their eyes out." He hooked one of his phalanges under my chin, lifting it up so I'd face him. Not gonna lie it was hot, but it sadly wasn't the time for that. "Come on kid, what's wrong?" He asked softly

I can't... "It's just... heh didn't think a lazy bone head like you could get the girls" I nudged him a bit, bursting into laughter.

His face was covered in a blue hue, blushing. He let a chuckle, releasing my chin. "Harsh but fair Kiddo. but come on stop avoiding the topic-"

"Aren't I too old for that nickname now Sans? You've been calling me kid and kiddo for as long as i can remember" I force a giggle, hoping to throw him off.

He gave me a "really" look, shaking his head slightly as he sighed. the it was his turn to plaster on a smile. "What, it suits you~ And you do tend to act like a child from time to time." Sans teased. Oh, I acted like a child from time to time?! You should see him when we run out of ketchup. Toddler 100.

I shook my head, chuckling a bit. "Whatever you say bonehead" Before he could say anything else our names were called out, our meals ready.

-Time Skip-

We ate our meals without bringing up my sudden breakdown. Well near breakdown. We joked about, laughing about the latest memes and stupid videos YouTube provided. After we ate, we wandered through the city. It was late, the stars lighting up the sky mixed with the bright lights of the city. Arm wrapped around my neck and laughter in the air we finally stopped at a small park. It was one of my favourite places in the city, and the best part was at night they lit lanterns which illuminated the whole part. It was truly a sight to see. We sit down on a nearby chair, his arm still around me. Don't flatter yourself (Y/N) ... He likes someone else, remember.

"Hey kid... You know why i would never play hide 'n' seek with you?" Sans asks, his gaze turned towards me.

Now that caught my attention... And left me with like several questions. "W-what? Heh, why?" I replied, generally confused. Was this meant to be one of his famous Sans jokes that has a weird pun mixed in with it??

"Because someone like you is impossible to find..." He softly spoke, his free hand reaching up to cup my face running his thumb along my cheek. A faint blue blush dusted his face.

WHAT?!?!? My face was heated up furiously, blushing red. My heart was beating wildly as it threatened to burst out of my rib cage. Was he flirting?? Gosh it was so cute but cheesy at the same time... But he liked someone else.... R-right? "S-sans, I'm confus-" before i could finished his thumb swiftly found my lips, hushing me. He lingered there for a second, brushing his thumb along my bottom lip. God it was hot.

"Roses are red violets are blue I didn't know what perfect was until I met you" He leant in close his face inches away from mine, his thumb leaving my lips. His blush was more visible now, glowing a soft blue.

I didn't know what to say, how to react, or how to feel. He left me completely speechless and a blushing mess. And he did this with shitty pick-up lines that you'd find on the internet or hear on a tinder date. Damn he was good.

"(Y/N) ..." The arm that was originally around my neck had now shifted so that his hand was cupping the other side of my face, the other hand now at my waist. He then shifted himself so that he was now next to my ear, his breath against my neck. "Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?" His whispered softly, his lips.... mouth... teeth?? brushing against my ear.

My face was now lava, my head spinning with millions of questions and even more feelings. before i even had the time to say anything or even react he kissed me. and it was no peck on the lips, he full on kissed me. And how was he so good at it?! He's a damn skeleton?! But i couldn't lie, I enjoyed it. I kissed back, wrapping my hands around his neck. Few seconds later we pull away, his forehead pressed against mine.

"What am i going to do with you" He muttered as he put back a lose strand of hair behind my ear. "The girl was you; it was always you. (Y/N) I’ve loved you for as long as i could remember, you've always been there for me. I'm not so good with expressing my emotions with people... everyone but you."

My eyes widened as my heart swelled with joy. H-he did like me. Holy sh*t was I that dense, Was i the oblivious one?! Stars above. I mentally slapped myself, embarrassed how i pulled a Sans. 

"I understand if you reject me, after what happened earlier... I will admit it was a d*ck move. but I swear I meant no harm; I didn't mean to hurt you." His thumb gently rubbed against my cheek. "I love you"

He wasn't kidding... He wasn't kidding!!! "You have no idea how long I’ve waited for this" I smile brightly, my eyes threatening to cry again. I sniff, wiping my eyes with my sleeve.

"I love you too, Sans. And i always will"

[hxllo-nana]

Forgot to mention in my last Ask, but I also quite love Undyne.  She was great in both the flashbacks and the present.  Though, I also feel really bad for her.  Getting beat up by Paps when Undyne was being pushy about Sans.  Which, Undyne was just trying to look out for Paps (though, she also just has a bias against Sans.  Though, to be fair on her, Sans is…Sans), but the brothers will look out for each other.  And Undyne pushed herself too much about Sans for Paps.  Paps felt very guilty about it though (Sans came back to Undyne passed out on the floor and stuff.  Lol.  And then consoled Paps about it, ahaha).  

Undyne then got tested on by Sans (though, it didn’t really work out, because of her DT).  I am sorry Undyne, u were pissing Sans off, and he isn’t as fond as u as he is say, Paps, Alphys, Toriel, Grillby, etc.  Him calling her a test subject, and Sans saying he sounded like “him”, was such a good way to show Sans’ Gaster ties, and his testing stuff (might some more about this in those potential/maybe reblogs and/or whatever I might do) and stuff like that in general, is a really good way to show Sans’ more scientific side/scientific BG.  I am also very fond of the flashbacks in Ep4 and Dust’s interrogation of Frisk in Ep4, because it really shows how much of a face/expression and mind reader Sans and/or Dust Sans can be.  And how generally cold, analytical, smart, sadistic, and messed up each can be.

And then in the Ep4 flashbacks, both her and Paps basically got their realities destroyed (and both became even more gung-ho about hunting humans.  Though, for both the same and different reasons).

So yeah, basically, I love Undyne and I feel very bad for her.  She has not been having a good time lately.

I got even more character stuff and/or etc. to say, but again, saving those for something I might do later, in some other way (probably).

Off more character specific stuff, I am now starting to understand why Ep3 was called Prejudgemet (like, it took me way too long to understand that it was probably called that because Ep3 is pre-judgement. I completely figured out though at the ending screen that counts down towards judgment. I should really look up Ep4's title meaning at some point though.).

I still like the beginning screen that some character art, disclaimer, inspirations, etc., and I am defin. liking the ending screens and how they keep changing, and sometimes the creepy laugher and creepy, but sometimes funny and pretty stuff on the ending screens, Like, Ep3 having the doodles and writings from Dust Sans I presume, with Ep4's (I think) ending screen having blue doodles and text over that, that I presume come from the other Sans. Lol, they are fighting, even in the ending screens.

These episodes somehow made me want a happy ending even more for both Sanses and Paps's and Frisk and Chara too. Though, Chara, the Sanses, and Phantom (Paps and Frisk have their issues too, my goodness) are very messed up. But Phantom kind of got better in Ep4 after coming to a realization about how much he had lost himself when talking to Paps.

The Sanses and Chara though, are yeah, hmmm, yeah. Like, Chara is at least trying to hep out the people of her universe, but they also want some entertainment. The Sanses though; well, I want them both to be happy, and to get better. But all the therapy in the world, might not help them. And I also know that probably isn't ikely (like Chara and Sans(s) and etc. have been alluding to. And like what Phantom said, one of the Sanses might die. And he and the others will welcome and take of Paps' Sans if it is, and he will finally be able to rest with his Sans if it is his. Though, the Devil might not let them be together for awhile. Pretty understandably), but a person can hope.

I know u said Ep5 probably wouldn't be as long as Ep4, but I wouldn't mind that (and I wouldn't mind waiting longer for a longer episode, like w/ Ep4), esp. with how Ep4 left off, and how great Ep3 and Ep4 have been. But I also totally understand if Ep5 isn't.

I got some other things to say (mainly praise, interesting stuff I want to talk and theorize about, and/or etc., but I wil save that for the probably reblog(s), comment(s), or something I am going to do (if not/if not for now, I am doing at least this).

Some small critiques here and there. Nothing major, but sometimes text would get cut off, where I couldn't completely read what was being said, and so I had to kind of guess. Usually, I could still understand what was being said, and the times that it did happen were still some of my favorite parts of the Episodes.

U have much improved at making text readable on darker BG's and stuff though. The only times I had trouble with this, were for some of Chara's dialogue. And one time during the Mettaton section, when we got a bunch of text from the crowd after Sans and Paps fell from above on the stage.

So basically, it didn't happen much at all.

Also, I think how quickly you move between text and/or dialogue, but I wouldn't mind it a bit slower myself sometimes. Though, honestly, this is basically fine/they move at a pretty good pace, and I could and do, just pause, if I need to more fully take in what is saying.

Anyways, I loved Ep3 and Ep4 very much!  U did great on them.  And I am very excited (but also have so much dread for the characters.  U can really feel like a clash and/or some probably even more very bad stuff is going to go down from the titles, the episodes themselves, the ending cards that are getting more chaotic and which keep countdown to something, and stuff) for the next episode(s) whenever that ends up being!

Also, besides Ep3 and I think Ep2 or Ep1, do you have the episode video thumbnail art and/or posts with the links of/to the episodes and/or clips of the videos on your blog?  I would love to reblog them, because 1.  They are awesome, and I want to help share Dead Ringer, 2.  Reblogging stuff like that was one way I thought of how I could talk more about Dead Ringer, that wasn't Asks, and 3.  I just really like the thumbnail art, so I want to be able to like and reblog them.

Alright done talking about Dead Ringer for now.  I got some more Ask(s), but they will probably be mostly, if not, completely not Dead Ringer related.

2/2.  (I still got more Asks probably.  But I am saying 2/2, instead of 2/?.  Because I actually think having this Ask being 2/2 makes sense, because of how separated these ones will be to the next one(s), probably.  If I do it/them.  These ones will be mainly Dead Ringer-related, the next one(s), probably won’t be).

Undyne has only good intentions but worst executions..she does not catch a break lmao

Huh? Gaster reference? IN MY DEADRINGER? wonder if we’ll get to meet him

the blue doodles are dust but he used a different marker since he already used the red one lol

long episodes can hurt me if im not careful when making them so i plan on only doing longer episodes for the ones with the most tension going on

the cut off text was the error, exporting the files severely damaged my tablet on the day the video uploaded, ill try to make sure i won’t come into another problem like that again ewewew

Ill redo Chara’s and Mettaton’s text! As well as slowing down the texts as well, I tend to be a fast reader and i forget no everyone is that fast sorry ooo, as for the crowd they are intentionally met to be unreadable hehe

Ill post the thumbnail arts when the series is finished, similar to how i will do the same to bonnytale/underhell/and inkubators for reasons

thank u for the asks anyways!!! i love them!!! thank u for talking about my stuff it means a lot to me again idc if i say this w every ask I MEAN IT!

[bonetrousled]

Ccan u please explain like. Halfway down and lower of papyrus iceberg bc i only vaguely know most of these and some i have NO idea

OF COURSE! i'm gonna do the sixth layer and down since that's exactly halfway and Lower

LYING TO SANS AND UNDYNE/FEIGNS IGNORANCE: these sort of go hand in hand. on certain phone calls where only papyrus is on the line, he'll say something to the player. in separate calls on the same topic where sans is present, he acts like he has no knowledge on the subject despite proof that he DOES- he just acts stupid around sans. there's around 3 or 4 of these contradictory calls where papyrus plays dumb when his brother is around. papyrus also blatantly lies to undyne when called in grillby's, turning around the second she says she likes the restaurant and changing his opinion to be liked more by her

SEES FROM PLAYER VIEW: there are multiple instances where papyrus will comment on something in the room on phone calls despite the player being NOWHERE near it or facing the object he's describing. he also claims to have a "PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY FOR PHONE CALLS" and asks to have drawings held up to the receiver of the phone to see them. this also applies to the puzzle he claims to have rearranged into the shape of his face, which is only clearly seen as that when viewed from the player's top-town perspective. there is NO WAY he is able to see that puzzle from where he's standing

SHAKING TEXT: papyrus's text in his speech bubbles on his date, his fight, and subsequent battle-sprite appearances is constantly subtly shaking. this used to be MUCH more apparent but has been toned down a little since release. when viewed in the context of shaking text really only being used to show someone who is nervous, upset, or otherwise experiencing some kind of heavy emotion, it's interesting to note that papyrus's text is the only character's that does it CONSTANTLY for seemingly no reason

FOUR VINES: this is just in reference to the fact that in the cutscene before the asriel fight, papyrus is restrained with four vines while everyone else is given two. it's also worth noting that this is the only time that papyrus makes a face of genuine pain in the entire game and it seems like his arm might have been broken from this. combined w the knowledge that papyrus took flowey the longest to get tired of, he knows what he's capable of and ensured to restrain him accordingly

REPEATED LOST SOUL DIALOGUE: papyrus is the only character that nearly verbatim only uses lines he's already said before in his lost soul fight. he says "I MUST CAPTURE A HUMAN! THEN EVERYONE WILL," before trailing off. the first line is nearly identical to his line in his introduction ("I WILL BE THE ONE! I MUST BE THE ONE! I WILL CAPTURE A HUMAN!") while the second is a combination of his aspirations to follow afterwards. everybody else has at least some form of original dialogue that isn't taken from things they've already said. compounding this with the preexisting knowledge that papyrus tends to put on an act when around other people paints a picture that, to his core, he feels like he has to keep this up

WEIRD ABOUT PRIVACY: papyrus just has a weird fascination with keeping things private, as seen below

PRETTY BRUTAL KIND OF GUY: when attempting to initiate the undyne date after having killed someone and not given her water, papyrus will say that she said she wouldn't hang out with a murderer. he somehow gets the impression that this is about him, stating: "SHE SAID SHE WON'T HANG OUT WITH A MURDERER. BUT... HMM... I DON'T REMEMBER MURDERERING ANYONE... THOUGH I AM A PRETTY BRUTAL KIND OF GUY." we are given NO indication as to what this could possibly mean. what is his problem

ECHO FLOWER ROOM CALL: papyrus, generally speaking, will answer the phone and talk to you at least once in the majority of rooms, even in hotland- which he vehemently hates. the exception to this rule (aside from rooms that won't let you call for plot/tone related reasons) is a single room in waterfall, the one next to gerson's shop hall with the floating lights and echo flowers. attempting to call papyrus here will have him answer in a panic, stating: "WHAT'S THAT STRANGE WHISPER? I MIGHT HAVE TO HANG UP." attempting to call again will make him say "PAPYRUS ISN'T HOME RIGHT NOW!!". he will repeat this until you leave the room. if you call in this room after completing the undyne date, she will answer instead of papyrus and he will say absolutely nothing. she mentions that the echo flowers are kind of creepy, but she doesn't have nearly as much of a reaction as papyrus.

PAPYRUS KNIGHT THEORY: general umbrella entry for any evidence pointing towards papyrus being the knight. it would be TOO MUCH For me to get into here but there is an entire section in the PAPYRUS POWERPOINT that covers this. just know i am a papyrus knight truther to my last breath

ABORTED NO MERCY DIALOGUE: if you start a no mercy run and spare papyrus when he offers to turn your life around instead of killing him, you're able to do his hangout. every line of dialogue is identical past this point, save for when you inspect his box of attacks. here, he says: "HEY, THOSE ARE ALL THE ATTACKS I DIDN'T USE. HOW LUCKY OF YOU! HAD I ONLY USED MY SPECIAL ATTACK, YOU SURELY WOULD HAVE BEEN BLASTED TO...". this essentially confirms that he has gaster blasters and WOULD have used them against you if needed

NO RESOLUTION IN TRUE PACIFIST: in the true pacifist ending, he never gets an explanation or resolution to his conflict. he doesn’t get any more friends than he started with (undyne), he never joins the guard, and he never becomes more confident/less lonely. every other main character comes to terms with something and has their past resolved aside from him, INCLUDING SANS (if you have the don't forget fun value and backtrack to his lab, he's put a picture of you and your friends in along with the picture of people you don't know). in the true pacifist ending he says it’s the “worst possible ending” since he can’t join the guard. and genuinely, for him, it’s true. in pretty much every other neutral ending he has SOME sort of semi-important title for himself. ruins caretaker, sentry, king, MTT’s bodyguard, etc. he has SOMETHING to do. he doesn’t even get to be ambassador unless you decide you don’t want to.

THE GLOVES: papyrus NEVER removes his gloves, to the point where he claims he has no idea what his hands look like. this is referenced multiple times in things post-game (toriel says he can put the mittens she knitted him over his gloves in the winter alarm clock dialogue, and he's still depicted with his gloves even in pajamas on the sleepover shirt). this brings into question the idea that he wore them even prior to his costume being made and WHY he wears them constantly

SOLVING THE HOROSCOPE: if you say that junior jumble is harder than the crossword and talk to sans after, he'll thank you for going along with papyrus and riff on him for "[getting] stumped trying to solve the horoscope" in the newspaper. this is easily dismissed, but paired with papryus's multiple strange gaster connections and the heavy presence of horoscope symbols in wingdings, it's a little weird

SCARY BACKGROUND BONETROUSLE CHORDS: the chords at the beginning of bonetrousle (which then continue through to the rest of the song) have an uneasy, sort of disturbing discordance to them. it's easier to hear in piano covers, but it's definitely apparent. the fact that they're present the entire song but get drowned out by louder, more upbeat instruments is food for thought

BONETROUSLED DEFINITION: bonetrousled is actually a word USED ingame and given a contextual definition by papyrus himself. if you lose to papyrus twice, he'll leave you a note in the punishment shack which reads: "PLEASE ASK BEFORE YOU ESCAPE!!! WHEN YOU WENT MISSING I GOT WORRIED SICK!!! - SLIGHTLY BONETROUSLED, PAPYRUS". the interesting implication is that being SLIGHTLY bonetrousled is equivalent to worried sick. we can infer then that the definition of bonetrousled is equivalent to something like "anxious" or "panicked" and thus the name of his theme song IS "i am fucking scared". why

KNOW LESS ABOUT HIM THAN SANS AND GASTER: this is more of a blanket statement which is basically what it is on the tin. if you play the entire game, cover to cover, and learn LITERALLY everything, you will come out of it knowing more about the backstory of sans AND gaster than you do about papyrus. we know nothing about papyrus's history prior to the game except for A) he wants to be in the guard and B) he went to a costume party at some point. that is literally it

SILENT ROOM CONNECTION: papyrus's room will cancel ANY music playing. aside from his house's normal soundtrack, it will ALSO cancel the music that plays at the end of true pacifist when you can backtrack and see asriel. the ONLY OTHER ROOM in the entire game that does this is gaster's room. papryus's door is also identical to gaster's door aside from gaster's being gray

CAPSLOCK THEORY: this is in reference to a pattern of characters with various ties to one another who all seem to speak exclusively in uppercase letters- papyrus, gaster, spamton, and jevil. i will expound on this shortly

BARELY HAS HIS OWN MOTIF: papyrus only has ONE theme associated with him (nyeh heh heh is Just bonetrousle without drums) that shows up essentially NOWHERE aside from the credits. undertale is a game that uses music to connect a lot of things together, and to have such a major character have little to no link to any other themes in the game is strange. an argument could be made for STPWYMFS but it's not even present in the game. put together with the fact that bonetrousle wasn't even originally meant for papyrus and was just a general battle theme, it lines up with his preexisting themes of not really having any identity.

LINKS TO SECRET BOSSES: both secret bosses are characters that are tossed aside/forgotten about, and nobody in snowdin even knows papyrus’s name. they also rave on about one specific goal/dream (that they notably NEVER achieve), and both are tied heavily to gaster. papyrus is very similar in this regard. along with that is papyrus's adamant distaste for "STRANGE WHISPERS" on the phone which draws parallels to spamton. all three characters also have very deliberate "grand finale" type endings to their fights

OK WHEW thatwas a lot . autism blast GO!!!!!!!!!!

[skeletonsfortea]

I was going through some of your older posts to cure my boredom, and remembered you said Edge and Red would be mother hens with VBPS Reader if UnderFell started turning into Horrorfell. Got any blurbo on that for us readers >u<

Aighty then but I think I should give some context first XD

So, if VBPS Y/N was to go with them they would arrive before Frisk ever came to Ebott. Then, they would have to go through the neutral route (and however many resets came before). Following that, Undyne would take the throne. Of course Papyrus and Sans would be hopeful that their friends wouldn't make the same mistakes and would try to help fix the core when it started to shut down.

And this scene comes...

"I don't know what we're supposed to do," Red admits, rubbing his face, "all of the numbers work, it should be producing just fine, but..." he sighs, slumping, his head hitting the table, "...it's just...not." You reach over, eyebrows furrowing, to rub his back, and his head turns so he can look at you, a bit of warmth ghosting his features.

"How are you feeling about this?" Edge asks, drawing your attention. His eye sockets are narrowed. He would look angry, if you didn't know him well enough to know he's worried.

"I'm fine," you lie, and Edge scoffs. Red just turns his face back to the table.

"We're not going to let anything happen to you," Red says.

"I know," you insist, wishing you sounded more convincing, "I'm not worried about that." That part is true, at least. Mostly. You're not so worried about the other monsters. You're not even worried about Edge. As messed up as it is, you're worried about Red. You don't know what broke Sans. You don't know if Red will fall down the same hole, despite how much you'd like to believe he won't.

"We're going to work this out." Edge assures you with firm confidence. "Before things get bad."

...

But as weeks go by, you find that you don't believe him.

Edge checks on you constantly, and not always subtly. He pops his head into the room you're in and asks random questions that seem completely irrelevant. Sometimes he'll even offer to cuddle- something that's pretty rare coming from him.

Red isn't quite as obvious about it. He works pretty much twenty-four-seven trying to figure out the core, and you've had to drag him to his bed some nights just to get him to sleep. He always seems to be just a room away when he isn't working.

Anytime you go out- although you go out without them rarely anyway- they're basically attached to your hip.

Honestly, you half expect them to start calling family meetings to talk about feelings at this point. Which is...a little too far.

So, when at dinner, Red tries to hand of his leftovers to you- claiming to not be hungry- although his act is convincing- you have to put it to a stop.

They both freeze when you burst into laughter, exchanging looks with each other.

"Alright," you say, "that's it!" You prop your elbows up on the table and fix them with a look. "I am fucking fine. I'm not made of glass, so stop treating me like it!"

"Sweetheart-"

"Seriously! I'm not teetering on the edge, ok? I'm not going to flip a switch and treat you guys like I did Rust and Vulture, ok? You guys need to worry about yourselves!"

"We don't think you're going to snap." Edge says.

"But you're treating me like I could just regress at any moment!"

"That's not it," Red insists.

"Then-" you begin, only to stop when Edge grabs your arm.

"Listen. You've already proved you can survive what the world has to throw at you," he says. "We just...we..."

"That doesn't mean you deserve to go through it again," Red says, "we just don't want you to think that this will ever be the way your universe was."

"But it might be." You say softly, looking at the table.

"No, it won't." Edge says.

"You don't know that."

"We do," Red says, "sure, we can't predict how things will turn out. But you're family now. Fuck fate, fuck probability. Fuck all of it. We're not going to hurt you. Besides. There were humans that fell before you in their universe. That means some have to fall soon enough."

"Great. More dead people." You mutter bitterly.

"...just one."

"Glad we're numbering them instead of referring to them as people," you hiss. Edge's hand draws away, and you're positive you've hurt him.

"Some things require sacrifice." He says. "That doesn't mean we like it."

You shut your eyes and sigh. "I know. I'm sorry."

Dinner is put away in silence.

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Skelly's brother who doesn't know about resets finds out! With this newly gained knowledge, they have a once-in-a-lifetime chance to reset, and keep their memories! Would they take it? or would they let it pass? What do they do once the reset happens?? Please include HorrorSwap/Fell and Delta, I feel like their reactions would be interesting to see!!!

Undertale Papyrus - No. It seems unsafe and way too much power and he doesn't want to have that power. He's no one to steal the life of so many people just to change things for the better. Life would be boring if everything was always working as it should. Instead, it can help him to understand Frisk a little better.

Underswap Sans - Hell no. He's already aware of it because his brother told him and it's a BAD thing. He doesn't want anything to do with it and he thinks no one should have this power. Time magic is always bad magic.

Underfell Papyrus - It's tempting, of course, he could go back in time and just prevent Asgore from hurting everyone, but they are happy right now, so what would be the point? He's very fine with the way things are right now and wouldn't change anything.

Horrortale Papyrus - He would refuse. Sure, he would have loved to change the past, and that they would never have to go through the famine and Undyne's betrayal... But this also means he would be the one with a great power, with the right to decide what is a right time and what is a wrong time, above consequences. After seeing what power did to his best friend, he really doesn't want to test it. Things happened, but in the end, they are alright. And anyway, it doesn't mean because he changes things, things won't get worst than they were.

Horrorfell Papyrus - He would reset. He knows it's maybe egoistic, but he is sure he can still make sure none of this happened. He killed Undyne as soon as he is back in time, feeling guilty because she saw nothing coming and her eyes screamed "Why?!". But he knows this is better this way. After Frisk leaves, despite his attempt to hold them back, Chief becomes emperor of the Underground and tries to make things right. Turns out he is no better than Undyne and everyone hates him. At least, he saved his brother's leg and he's not in a wheelchair. Chief will regret sacrificing so much, forcing himself into a second famine, just for so few results. He would never do it again.

Horrorswap Sans - He's doing it, of course. He kills Chara as soon as they fell, take their soul and breaks the Barrier. He then puts as much distance as possible between him, Alphys and his brother, leaving in another country as soon as they have citizenship. Alphys and Undyne will never understand why Blue became so cold to hers, to the point they became strangers to each other in a few years. At least they are happy and his brother is not traumatised by years of imprisonement.

Swapfell Sans - He doesn't. He knows it's no use. Sure, there are things he could have done better, like protect his brother from his addictions better, but he knows that even if he didn't join the Royal Guard, they both could have been killed a long time ago. It's tempting, not being forced to be Toriel's slave, but he doesn't want to take the risk.

Fellswap Gold Sans - He refuses to use it. He could, sure, to take over the throne, he knows he's perfectly capable of that, but he knows it would only make Coffee more of a target that he is already, and he would never put his brother in more danger just to satisfy his huge ego. He can still take control now, but he has only one brother.

Outertale Papyrus - He would not take it. He's in good terms with Frisk, who regrets what they done, and he is perfectly aware of their capacity. He doesn't want to touch that power, it doesn't seem safe.

Disbelief Papyrus - He would hesitate a very long time but does it. If he has a chance, just one chance, to save his brother, he needs to take it. He didn't think seeing everyone again would be this hard. He can't stop crying, even if no one understands what's wrong with him, he could never tell them how much he missed them. He will save everyone, and then tell everything that happened to Sans, because he needs to talk to someone, and after talking so long to the ghost of his brother, he is glad he can finally talk to him for real. He's still going to need a lot of time to heal fully for this horrible timeline. Sometimes, he wished he forgot everything when he reseted.

[kingbluetheamze1]

TC!Fellswap chapter 1 part 4

Papyrus: Nyeh hahahahahahaha

Annoying Dog: Woof

Papyrus: You annoying dog 💢

Annoying Dog: * Gets kicked by Papyrus *

Papyrus: Nyeh got my phone

Gaster: Hmm 🧐 well you got your phone back....so how is the Human?

Papyrus: Nyeh still in the Ruins, and what about the other?

Gaster: I mean define ok

Papyrus: Is the other Ok?

Gaster: I mean it won't let me leave sense it is afraid of the amalgamates, but they are friendly just.... 😐 Deformed creatures

Papyrus: You left a 12 year old alone with Monsters who as well kind of want it dead?

Gaster: 😐 it's safe I promise............ 👍

Papyrus: NYeh.........-_-

Gaster: Ha.....

Papyrus: Left me just get up-

Gaster: Am going back anyways...plus Undyen-

Papyrus: HEELL NO, WE MUST GO THERE NOW

Gaster: Undyne is friendly

Papyrus: Undyne almost killed a human in under 50 seconds

Gaster: I mean taste of subjective

Papyrus:.............Go back now

Gaster: But what are we going to do about the Human?

Papyrus: I will deal with it GO NOW

Gaster: Bye

Papyrus: Nyeh Sans hasn't been here for a long time-

Sans: AM BACK

Papyrus: Dramatic entrance

Sans: I am back, from my epic experiences with Toriel 💕

Papyrus: Nyeh... 😅

Sans: I was about 15 meters close to her today 💕

Papyrus:....

Sans: She smelled lovely

Papyrus: She smells like pie.... 😑

Sans: She SMELLS LOVELY

Papyrus: Agree to disagree

Sans:....She said hi to me :)

Papyrus: I'd you stop talking about Toriel I will tell you about a new Human

Sans: What

Papyrus: Joke 🤣

Sans:...........

Sans: You like apples?

Papyrus: Always the first one was good

Sans: Here....* Gives Papyrus a apple *

Papyrus: * Eats it in seconds *

Sans: Welp am gonna go

Papyrus: Why you always leave so fast

Sans:......

Papyrus: Welp bring me some Oatmeal popsicles

Sans:........O

Papyrus: Yummy popsicles 🤤

Sans: Fine.....

Papyrus: Bye....

Sans: * Shuts the door *

Papyrus: Nyeh..........welp I'm gonna check on the Human

* Teleports to the True lab *

Papyrus: Nyeh......you ok-

* Slaps Him *

Gaster: It's been missing you

Frisk:.... 😡

Papyrus: Nyeh......

Gaster: Welp the amalgamates are ok

Papyrus: None of them hurt-

Frisk: No

Papyrus: I hate it when you get sassy

Gaster: Welp the Human is still in the Ruins but...I can't tell where....

Papyrus: I don't think it matters

Gaster: It's literally the last one

Papyrus: Has the Queen found out yet

Gaster: Not about Chara; Not about the hideout; and not about our secret

Gaster: But...the last one yes

Frisk: I don't know

Gaster: Hmm 🧐 you ok?

Frisk: Yes

Gaster: Welp....all you have been eating is Magic food except for those apples

Papyrus: Nyeh apples are great

Chara: The magic food tastes weird

Papyrus: Apples are tasty

Frisk: Yeah

Gaster: Welp Monster and Human food are very....different

Papyrus: Nyeh.......I talked to Asgore........he said he has found the Human....but has left it

Gaster:.....

Papyrus: He said that the Temmie would protect it

Frisk: Temmie..... 😨

Papyrus: I know.....

Gaster: I don't think that Temmie has killed anyone....so umm.....I think it's ok....

Frisk: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Temmie the TEM!!!!!!!: He he he, how u doin Papyrus?

Papyrus: None of your business

Temmie the TEm: I said how you are doing

Papyrus: None of your business

Frisk: Go away please

Temmie the Tem?: A Huumen soul 😋

Frisk:....Go away 😭

Papyrus: What do you want?

Temmie the Tem: What's the matter?

Papyrus: Nyeh...and you know what am capable of

Temmie the teM: he he he....am serious

Temmie the tem: Give me your SOUL

Temmie the tem: I am not playing around

Papyrus: I am not going to feel any remorse if you don't want to die

Papyrus: But if you don't leave now

Papyrus: I will make you feel like your burning in true agony

Temmie the tem: Fine...............boring =(

Temmie the tEm: Would you like a hug before I go?

Frisk:....Sure

* Hugs Temmie *

Temmie the tem: :)

-1

Frisk: Ow...

Temmie the tem: What's the matter? Am I hugging to hard?

-1

Frisk: OW

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Frisk: * Falls to the ground *

Temmie the Tem: Bye bye!!!!

Temmie the tem: I will have your soul next time

Papyrus: The Temmie is gone

Gaster: Wow.......

Papyrus: You ok Pal?

Frisk: * On the ground cold *

Papyrus: * Uses a heal on Frisk *

Frisk: Am alive :)

Papyrus: 👍

Papyrus: I don't understand why that cattie cat is causing so much trouble

Frisk: :(

Gaster: Well let's see or try to see where the Human is at now

[tobyfoxbutreal]

EVERYONE FAVORITE NUMBER AND COLOR!

Toriel: Well, my child, I’d have to say… well, 80 is nice… and so is purple!

sans undertale: ehh, 1’s nice and short. y’know, like me. and, uhhh… vermillion. ‘s what my bro wears.

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: NYEH HEH! YOU WISH TO KNOW MY FAVORITES? WELL, MY FAVORITES ARE 20 AND VERMILLION! IT’S THE COLOR OF MY SCARF AND BOOTS!

yup. color 20.

NO, THEY’RE VERMILLION!!!!

Undyne: You wanna know MINE?? Well, I like 50. Y’know, right midway. And I, uh.. like yellow. If ya know what I mean. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Alphys: U-Undyne!! Ehehehe.

A-anywho, I like 50, and am torn between blue and red =^-^=

[my best approximation of] Mettaton: My favorites, darling? Well, if you insist.

255’s an oldie but a goodie, at least according to most computers. And, well…

If you don’t know I like pink, have you even seen my brand, darling?

Asgore: My favorite number and color, eh? Hmm…

Well, 80’s nice, and… vermillion’s calming, like a warm fire in Snowdin.

G: 666 AND BLACK. NOW GO.

12th Month: Heh! ‘Course Goopster’s mad.

HEY.

Anywho, I like 3 and green.

Specifically the green of light tricklin’ through green leaves.

Flowey: YOU of all people? Heh. Well, after being a flower for so long, you begin to not like anything.

But, if ya wanted Azzy’s…

Flowey, mimicking Asriel: Do’h boy! I sure do just love yellow and infinity!

Flowey: Happy?

Frisk: I am naught but a vessel for the player’s actions. I doth not have any opinions other than the ones of those who control me’s.

The First Fallen Human: …

…Brown and 6. Now leave me alone.

That One Talking Rock From The Ruins (AKA Speedrunner’s Bane): Well, I’m partial to purple. ‘S the color of where I spent a lotta my life. Ya don’t just forget that.

And, well… I suppose 20’s nice.

Snowman From Snowdin Forest: White’s really nice. Y’know, color of snow. And, uhh…

3’s nice too.

Jerry: Leave me the hell alone, freak. *crowd boos*

Shopkeeper Bunny (QC): Well, darlin’, if ya ask me, orange’s the best ‘round here. So’s 22, ‘cause it’s the amount my homemade Cinna Bunnies heal!

Politics Bear: Well, I quite like blue. Reminds me both of Snowdin’s ice and Waterfall’s walls.

And hey. 16’s pretty good. I’d say “thaaaaat’s politics”, but it wouldn’t make sense to.

Gerson: Wahaha! You goin’ around askin’ everyone, huh?

Well, a dark blue or indigo’s always nice. 18’s pretty good, too.

T3mMie: hOI hOOmaN! Yoo wANt tO kN0 teM’s FavRIt cOluR N nUBmEr?

TEm Lik BLU adn YELLO, yAyA! BLU andn YELLO coLuR oF TEm Sh0p! T3m aLSo liKE Th0rtY 3!

You better not tell anyone though, capiche?

bOI!

Mushroom:

Mushroom dance, Mushroom dance,

Whatever could it mean?

It means light blue and 66.

Hotdog Harpy *rock guitar plays*: Red and 30!

Red’s the color of hotdogs, and 30’s the headstack limit!

H… Hots Fireguy?: THE NAME’S HEATS FLAMESMAN!

Heats Flamesman: Anywho, yellow and 40. Remember that, ok?

Catty: OMG! I absolutely ADORE purple and 300.

Bratty: OMG, like, I like the same number! I prefer green though.

Kris: …

Susie: Well, if you insist I guess?

Blonde and 14.

Ralsei: I like green, and… well, I don’t have a favorite number, so I suppose it’s whatever you like, haha!

Noelle: W-well, uhm, I like 3, and uh…

…Purple…?

Berdly: Well, I like 10 and blue!

Jockington: Well, since you asked, bro.

My faves are 99 and turquoise!

*rock guitar plays Jockington out*

Catti: …

…6.6 repeating.

And black.

Eg: …

Egg(s): …

King: Leave me to myself. I have no reason to speak with you lightners. *crowd boos*

Queen: I Like 11111111 (In Binary Lol) And The Color Blue

Or Whatever The Cyber City’s Color Is Lmao

Lancer: Well, my delicious little worm, I enjoy both 100 AND navy blue!

How’re you gonna counter that, my sweet apple?

JEVIL, JEVIL!!: UEE HEE HEE! CHAOS, CHAOS! THOSE ARE MY FAVORITES!

[Spangtong]: I [Enjoyable] THE NUMBER [π] AND COLOR [Gray]

Heats Flamesman: Well? Did you remember?

❤️Yes No

HOW COULD I BE SO EASILY DEFEATED??????????